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If you could be any animal...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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If you were an animal, what would you be, and why?

For me it's a lemur because... um... just because. And I love their tails. I think females are dominant too :D and they have cute hand-feet and they climb trees and have a face like a puppy and a body like a cat and *gets all excited* :hyper:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ive often wondered about this when watching wildlife programs. but female animals look to me like theyre being raped because they get chased around and bitten until the male gets its way. but then males often get into fights and have to protect their territory. and they dont live for very long -they either have a short life-span or get eaten up.

    i'd say a dolphin but then they get eaten by sharks/killer whales/fishing nets.

    doesnt sound very good :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A Megladon. King of the ocean tbh. Or was.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a yeti ...with an internet connection in my cave.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'd probably have to say a monkey because there's nothing i like better than climbing and arsing around. They just suit me to a tee. An orang-utan for preferance...so in fact, i wanna be an ape not a monkey(discworld is my friend :D).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pather-cuz i love them! and thy are black and i luuurve black animals! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A cat, probably.

    Or a heron. Then fly into people's ponds and nick their fish.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a meerkat.

    :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A cat. They're loving, peaceful, mysterious, solitary creatures.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    id be a horse :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by HunnyPot
    A cat. They're loving, peaceful, mysterious, solitary creatures.

    Hate cats, i'd have to be a dog and eat you!

    I'd probobly be a tiger, or the Alpha lion!
    All the women get the food while I sit back and relax in the sun all day and whenit smating season I get to mate with up to 100 femals! I'd be quite the alpha
    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Id like to be a chimp, not sure why though
    Or a dolphin (but not one near japan where dolphins are still allowed to be killed)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a human
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd be a housecat. :cool:
    Just hope I wont be in a home with kids, or a lot of other cats. I want the owner all for myself. :D

    If I had to be a wild animal I'd like to be a killer whale. Seal squash. :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cute_Baby_Bear

    Or a dolphin (but not one near japan where dolphins are still allowed to be killed)

    Did anyone see the photos in the papers today of Japanese hunters killing all these dolphins in a river which had turned red with the blood? :eek:

    It was pretty sickening, especially when Japan signed an international agreement not to hunt dolphins.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    one of these

    feet on the ground, head in the clouds

    (ps I made this)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tim the Enchanter
    Did anyone see the photos in the papers today of Japanese hunters killing all these dolphins in a river which had turned red with the blood? :eek:

    It was pretty sickening, especially when Japan signed an international agreement not to hunt dolphins.

    hence my comment about not being a dolphin near japan
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ye seen those dolphns and that, with just a sea of blood and lots of dead ones in the boat, Its terrible- there such lovely creatures!

    Then there sellnig whale meat in restraunts still!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this is what i would be ;) (attchment)





    either that or a weenie dog because they are so ugly its cute :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd be a flea heh so I could go around biting people and annoying them *evil laugh*

    Or an elephant, because they are so beautiful, or a hippo, 'cause they are so cool, or anything from Africa :p
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    White NoiseWhite Noise Posts: 624 Incredible Poster
    i'd be a pie, but then again, i am slightly confused :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Char_Baby
    id be a horse :D



    I would also say a horse because I think they are beautiful animals.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A lion because they are king of the jungle.(Why the jungle when they dont live there?) And because male ones just sit down eat shit sleep and sometimes shag. And the women get all the food!:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HOUSE PET :
    i'd be a girly verison of my cat! all he does is sleep, lazy, and go out sometimes!

    Bird:
    Owl, their amazing birls, and lovely angelic birds.

    WILD:
    Tiger, because of there grace, and i respect them soo much! plus theres dangerous!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Id be a snake or...a

    wolff.jpg

    wolfs.jpg

    a-wolfs.jpg

    these animal are so lovely....:)
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