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Ever Wonder?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
EVER WONDER ....

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nope
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bored?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No not really, but now u mention it, good point about the mosquito's! i hate the bastards!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    too..many questions...brain..frizzle..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    been done :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wow... I loooove your avatar Char :) kangakangarooroo!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In reply to the dog food one, yes there are tasters who's job it is to taste the food. All cat and dog food has to be fit for human consuption you know. So no I havent wondered about that, because I know the answer.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey, please dont say that im the only female who CAN pout mascara on with her mouth shut...?:confused:
    Though its another matter if ur talking about liquid eyeliner....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I enjoyed them :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by MoonRat
    Wow... I loooove your avatar Char :) kangakangarooroo!
    I thought it was a horse :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    not particularly
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Ever Wonder?
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve
    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!


    As good an idea as it sounds, it wouldn't be very practical as the black box material is far too expensive to make an entire airplane out of it and also too heavy to get off the ground.

    Just in case you were wondering...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cute_Baby_Bear
    Hey, please dont say that im the only female who CAN pout mascara on with her mouth shut?


    nope, i can too.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why cant you people just take the bleeding joke and stop been so hypocrytical? I know some of you are justv trying toi be humourous- buy your all failing miserably!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehe that made me giggle

    and just to add, i know answers to quite a few of them.. feel so bright!!! :D
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