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ask me any question you want ...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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and i'll tell you to fuck off and mind your own bizz. especialy you ya twat!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Damn, and I was hoping that you'd tell us what it was like to live with dinosaurs roaming the planet...

    And if everything was in black and white when you were a kid...

    And if it's true that you get hair growing out of you ears when you get old...

    Oh, and how big are your ears now, because we all know that old men have big ears...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent
    Damn, and I was hoping that you'd tell us what it was like to live with dinosaurs roaming the planet...

    And if everything was in black and white when you were a kid...

    And if it's true that you get hair growing out of you ears when you get old...

    Oh, and how big are your ears now, because we all know that old men have big ears...
    especialy you ya twat!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    especialy you ya twat!

    And if education standards were so much better in the past, why is it that you can't spell especially? ;):p

    [/pedant]

    Now excuse me while I fuck off to find by own bizz so that I can mind it...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :(

    And there was me thinking I'd started something :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Two quick questions... im asking them anyway!

    What was the best thing b4 slice bread?

    And what colour do smurfs turn when you choke them?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent
    And if education standards were so much better in the past, why is it that you can't spell especially? ;):p


    oi! come back here ...i certainly don't hold with education be better in the dark ages than now. when i was at school they weren't even staffed by trained teachers as such but by old soldiers from the war. realy. our metalwork teacher only turned in about three months of the year cos the plate in his head gave him trouble and the shrapnel in his legs didn't help much either. the head was to busy trying to become the first socialist mp in a very posh area ...failed every year ...when he should have been getting on with his job.
    education for me consisted of getting you ready for the cotton mills ...that was it. they needed to turn out as much factory fodder as possible.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve
    Two quick questions... im asking them anyway!

    What was the best thing b4 slice bread?

    And what colour do smurfs turn when you choke them?
    b4 sliced bread it was boiled beef and carrots.
    i have never had the good fortune of killing a smurf.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    can i fuck you?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Char_Baby
    can i fuck you?
    yes!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mr Roll Id like to ask wether you have missed me :p

    I was gonna start a new thread and shout *Hey Im BACK* but I knew the response id get so thought nah lets ask Mr Roll whats been ganning on and so whose knocking who off yeah, whose been the biggest twat this week and basically what the fuck have I missed in the last 4 days :p;):D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    Mr Roll Id like to ask wether you have missed me :p

    I was gonna start a new thread and shout *Hey Im BACK* but I knew the response id get so thought nah lets ask Mr Roll whats been ganning on and so whose knocking who off yeah, whose been the biggest twat this week and basically what the fuck have I missed in the last 4 days :p;):D
    i've hardly been here chuck till last might! so haven't a clue ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    i've hardly been here chuck till last might! so haven't a clue ...

    So no bugger else gonna spill the beans???

    Come on you lot I want gossip..............NOW :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    So no bugger else gonna spill the beans???

    Come on you lot I want gossip..............NOW :p
    ok molos angry with someone for calling crap crap ...or maybe that was calling crap rap ...big fat dead black blokes ...charbaby wants to shag me ...not sure when i'm going to be able to fit her in with the ever growing queue ... her with the bouncy jugs spends all her spare time lah laring ...i hope she has lubrication cos she was at it all night! ... someone stole someones soul ...and the rest of them are talking utter bollox as usual.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    and the rest of them are talking utter bollox as usual.

    so i've missed nowt :p
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