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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits. :D

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I thought you had a hilariously bad life, then got to the end :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i can't figure out if its a fuckin good joke

    or..

    the most sensible thing i have ever heard in my life.

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by molo
    i can't figure out if its a fuckin good joke

    or..

    the most sensible thing i have ever heard in my life.

    :D

    i would say the second but i like small boobies! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats soooo old.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: i thought that was you for a min! *blonde*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: cheers, you've cheered up my shit day.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lickalotapuss
    :lol: cheers, you've cheered up my shit day.

    you're welcome!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
    haha
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