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royal wank

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
had my first royal wank the other day (wank with condom)
it was good, very enjoyable , no mess:D

far better than just ur hand.:D

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: royal wank
    Originally posted by lazybstard
    had my first royal wank the other day (wank with condom)
    it was good, very enjoyable , no mess:D

    far better than just ur hand.:D

    apart from the fact that your hand must have smelt like a johnny for the rest of the day/night. Mmmmm spermicidal latex scent :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Before I first ever had sex and had bought a box of conoms in advance- I had one or two posh wanks while practicing putting them on! Never really done it since-

    Can never seem to hold onto condoms that long....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I also find that they get really irritating, what with your foreskin gettin trapped and shit 'cause there is no pussy to hold it on with. Nah, i'm afraid normal wanks are better, it is also teasing to your old fella, him thinking you are skinning up ready for a shag, then wasting a condom on a wank. Poshies are better for getting rid of cum, but i'd rather crisp up a few socks than waste condoms on wanks.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it ws real easy to "dispose" of, other than the usual.:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I had a royal wank before, quite good, get rubbers with extra lubrication for more fun.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah, real good fealling other than just the old pam thrust.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's nice to know that I'm not the only one whose practiced with condoms before having sex for the first time. :)
    Actually (and this may be dipping a toe into the ocean of Too Much Information), but I recently had one to get back in practice of putting the damn things on as the last couple of girlfriends were serious girlfriends, and used the pill so that we could enjoy sex more. Now I'm single, and overly horny again (not that I'm not overly horny in a relationship), I'm going back to condoms until I meet a girl I feel serious about again. :)
    I know it as a "Posh wank" though.

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    apart from the fact that your hand must have smelt like a johnny for the rest of the day/night

    Some people proberly wash their hands...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yes the royal wank is very good!
    the only really bad thing is that you have to get rid of the rubber when finished!!:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    we call it a posh wank

    anyway no i've never done it and i cant really see the point wasting a quid for a wank, when you can just get some tissue ....that costs no more than half a penny ....i should stop thinking like a student :/
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But theres a better feeling from the condom and your usually wank, plus its for convience..tissue comes in handy alot of the time;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah i call it a posh wank too

    and its a waste of money
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Char_Baby
    yeah i call it a posh wank too

    and its a waste of money


    I agree :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *feels left out* How can I have a posh wank? :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmm, you can get them free from your local family planning clinic. Thousands and millions of them :D

    and i have done this (royal wank???) and i am a virgin, so yeah.

    and vicky, get yourself some crown jewels :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    *feels left out* How can I have a posh wank? :(

    Cant...but u could help me out :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shogun2002
    Cant...but u could help me out :naughty:

    anytime ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by duffy_2k


    and vicky, get yourself some crown jewels :p

    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *calls vicky, ill be right over* i wish :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im gonna have 2 agree with the rest on this, normal wankin is better.:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Royal is better because you can rub harder and faster without hurtin your dick and have better orgasm, result:D

    Only done it twice though because its a waste of jonnies:rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Seven_VII
    im gonna have 2 agree with the rest on this, normal wankin is better.:)

    U ever had a royal wank?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    *feels left out* How can I have a posh wank? :(
    Femidom! About as sexy as a Tesco's carrier bag, but should give the same effect. Now, if you need a hand, you know where I am. ;)

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by duffy_2k
    hmm, you can get them free from your local family planning clinic. Thousands and millions of them :D

    i wonder what would happen if you went to the family planning clinic and told them u wanted some condoms so you could have a posh wank...? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shogun2002
    U ever had a royal wank?

    no he fuckin hasnt, couldnt of if he says the palm thrust is better.:no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeh i have, but i think that a normal wank is more convenient!:lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Seven_VII
    yeh i have, but i think that a normal wank is more convenient!:lol:

    yeah you dont have to go to the trouble of purchasing the plastic fucking device.:D
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