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Elastic

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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What would life be like if we were all bendy?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Benditastic.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOL..you seen that episode of the Simpsons, where Bart gets elasticy powers?!

    He can make his bum stretch right up to people's faces and wiggle lots. Har
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay
    Benditastic.

    I really found that funnier than it is :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Elastic
    Originally posted by Mist
    What would life be like if we were all bendy?
    i am bendy. but i read the karma sutra years ago!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That'd b some weird shit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but more importantly... what would life be WITHOUT elastic?! god... think of the underwear... it'd all be lacy tie-ups and silk slips... :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by badabing
    but more importantly... what would life be WITHOUT elastic?! god... think of the underwear... it'd all be lacy tie-ups and silk slips... :chin:
    yeah wouldn't it just! elastic should be classed as an ilegal substance.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    yeah wouldn't it just! elastic should be classed as an ilegal substance.

    i second that
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i *really* tried to read this thread... but all i could think about was dude... think of the new sex positions you could have!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ah, but what about socks. You need elastic for socks! We'd be lost without it!

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    i *really* tried to read this thread... but all i could think about was dude... think of the new sex positions you could have!

    :chin: :hyper:

    *is thinking too*

    :lol::naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Elastic
    Originally posted by Mist
    What would life be like if we were all bendy?

    Take some LSD, couple of people said it was like being in that Mr Soft advert..

    Oh mr softttttttttttttttttttttt, how come everything around you is so soft and rearrangggggggged

    hehe I miss that advert :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    i *really* tried to read this thread... but all i could think about was dude... think of the new sex positions you could have!

    Marry me :flirt:

    hehe :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    i *really* tried to read this thread... but all i could think about was dude... think of the new sex positions you could have!

    Ahh. I can always rely on you for an imaginative answer. :D

    I love you. Lets get married. Or just have casual sex.
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