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Milking the Cow

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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...Ok, so here's the question:
What the fcuk was the 1st man that milked a cow trying to do?:eek2: :crazyeyes :eek: :naughty:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Milking it?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But how did s/he know that milk would come from the udder if they squeezed it? :eek2: :no: :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    But how did s/he know that milk would come from the udder if they squeezed it? :eek2: :no: :yuck:

    Uh cause the cows calves would always be sucking on them with milk coming out...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    maybe he started off milking his wife, then his wife died, and his cow became his sexual partnet. then he realised by selling the sex products he could make money. though his spunk wasnt as popular on the market as the cow's milk. simple.

    I thought it was common knowledge...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *tantrum* Ohhh you always have to ruin it for me :p
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