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Embarassing Vibrator Stories.
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Inspired by the number of threads about vibrators recently, Lacy May's story on another thread, and a funny story I can recall, how about telling us your funny, embarassing, vibrator tales? 
One day I was around at a friend's girlfriend's house, waiting for everybody else to arrive. We were meeting there because she had to wait in for Rentokill, who her mother had called in because she thought she was getting eaten alive by bed bugs, and wanted her matress fumigating. The sheets and duvet had already been stripped ready.
They finally arrived, and my friend's g/f showed them upstairs to her Mum's bedroom where they lifted the matress, and out from under it, came a 7" plastic vibrator, which dropped and rolled across the floor. :eek: It must've been there some time because there was fluff stuck to it, and the batteries were corroded.
I'll never forget the look on her face, and she never did tell us what her Mum said about it.
Mr_Wobble
One day I was around at a friend's girlfriend's house, waiting for everybody else to arrive. We were meeting there because she had to wait in for Rentokill, who her mother had called in because she thought she was getting eaten alive by bed bugs, and wanted her matress fumigating. The sheets and duvet had already been stripped ready.
They finally arrived, and my friend's g/f showed them upstairs to her Mum's bedroom where they lifted the matress, and out from under it, came a 7" plastic vibrator, which dropped and rolled across the floor. :eek: It must've been there some time because there was fluff stuck to it, and the batteries were corroded.
I'll never forget the look on her face, and she never did tell us what her Mum said about it.
Mr_Wobble
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apart from that ive been pretty lucky with mine considerin i live and home with parents and bruv aint been caught yet but i do actually think when im usin it the buzzin interferes with the living room tv reception