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why do men flaunt masturbation i don't get it you don't get women talking about it 24-7 like they do it amazes me
so men WHY?
so men WHY?
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realy don't u get embarassed how oldf r u?
But you're only 13 right? The older you get the easier you find it to talk about things, maybe it's just down to experience.
Examples -
Male Example
Mr Man - "Hello Bert, where was you friday night?"
Bert - "I was having a wank while Mrs Sofia next door was getting changed in her curtainless bedroom".
Mr Man "RIGHT ON!"
Female Example
Mrs Girl "Hello Tina, where was you on friday night? That Jack was after you, you know - The one you cheated on Brian with"
Tina - "Hello Mrs Girl - I was washing my hair (scrubbing my thatch) and I curled up in front of the tv (Naked) and watched a bit of Television (Stuck 3 fingers in my flange). It was great to chill out (Play pussy wrestling) for a change. Love you...mwaaaa!"
Mrs Girl "RIGHT ON! I Love TV (Cheating, Masturbating and fucking men over)."
The End.
I don't think men do talk about it that much in real life. Yes, we joke about it a lot, but serious talk about wanking - nope, not a lot.
Mr_Wobble
girls see it as more as a voodoo thing i think, cos all the girls in our school go embarresed and are like "no, no! i dont, of course i dont!"
ah well. what can u do?
id love to talk about it with my girlfriend.. but im too shy around her. i mean, the ejaculation jokes are carried over, and she thinks im obsessed with porn (im not, even though i do have 1/2 gb full of it on my pc
I talk about it with my boyfriend... I tell him anything he wants to know, and he tells me anything I want to know. (Seems logical if you both masturbate in front of the webcam at the same time... Hehe.) But yeah, I talk to him about it, but besides him, no other person really 'cause nobody else seems to care.
I'm thinking that you mean taboo. *shakes head*
And if boys ask girls in school if they do it most will say no cos the next thing ya know a group of male twats tease you about it for the next God knows how long. I doubt many sane girls are going to talk about it with guys in school. If you stupid boys wouldn't tease about it/mention it so often then they probably wouldn't be so quick to say 'No, I don't do it'.
And I don't feel a need to talk about it which is why I don't.
This made me laugh but not as much as...
Why is everything thats enjoyable these days seems to be deemed something that should be "celebrated"? Some things are best kept private. If you want to talk about it, do so, if you don't, then don't. Seriously, who cares that much if you talk about it or not? It's not a big deal in the slightest so why do people mention the fact that people don't talk about it so much? Do they not consider that maybe the majority of girls just don't feel comfortable talking about it or just don't feed the need? People probably actualy make the subject more of a taboo by constantly saying that it shouldn't be a taboo all the time!
lol i knew ure gf would come into the post!
i only talk about it with my best friend