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"if theres a fly on your cieling is it okay to squash it with a newspaper becasue techinically its squatting right? I mean its not like the little fuckers got a rent book or anything"
said by:me 6am saturday a few weeks ago
whilst on his knees examining the floor
"yes but if you look carefully its all toads"
said by:elliot on pills as the sun was rising over the treetops
"thing is I have the keys to paradise,I just dont feel like letting you fuckers in to rack lines of coke on my mirror today sorry"
said by:a disgruntled guy who turned up at a party
"theres a worm at the bottom of the garden...and his name is.....and his name is..........OI WORM WHATS YOUR FUCKING NAME AGAIN?!!!"
sang by:a worried looking oli
"If I was a television Id get paranoid what with all those people staring at me all bastard day"
Said by: Krispie who needs no explanantion
I pick up the phone to a sound of heavy traffic and horns beeping frantically,a rather breathless voice says
"the traffic in sheffields bloody brutal mate,where do you live again?"
there is a pause filled by a roaring screech of breakes and more horns being slammed
"obviously not in the middle of the A46 because then you'd get squashed"
more car horns sound and I ask very reasonably where the caller is right now
"well I was stood in the middle of the road...........now Im sat in it"
me:it says stop when red light shows though.
Mark:is the red light showing
me:no,so apparently we dont have to stop
Mark:thats good
me:why?
Mark:because the brakes havent been working for the past half hour.
me:would you like to elaborate?
Mark:I drained the brake fluid this afternoon
me:*starts to panic*
Mark:its ok though well stop soon enough
me:*shouting*what makes you so fucking certain!!!
Mark:because I also put a load of orange juice in with the petrol.
six am in marks car on a deserted country road
"if theres a fly on your cieling is it okay to squash it with a newspaper becasue techinically its squatting right? I mean its not like the little fuckers got a rent book or anything"
said by:me 6am saturday a few weeks ago
whilst on his knees examining the floor
"yes but if you look carefully its all toads"
said by:elliot on pills as the sun was rising over the treetops
"thing is I have the keys to paradise,I just dont feel like letting you fuckers in to rack lines of coke on my mirror today sorry"
said by:a disgruntled guy who turned up at a party
"theres a worm at the bottom of the garden...and his name is.....and his name is..........OI WORM WHATS YOUR FUCKING NAME AGAIN?!!!"
sang by:a worried looking oli
"If I was a television Id get paranoid what with all those people staring at me all bastard day"
Said by: Krispie who needs no explanantion
I pick up the phone to a sound of heavy traffic and horns beeping frantically,a rather breathless voice says
"the traffic in sheffields bloody brutal mate,where do you live again?"
there is a pause filled by a roaring screech of breakes and more horns being slammed
"obviously not in the middle of the A46 because then you'd get squashed"
more car horns sound and I ask very reasonably where the caller is right now
"well I was stood in the middle of the road...........now Im sat in it"
me:it says stop when red light shows though.
Mark:is the red light showing
me:no,so apparently we dont have to stop
Mark:thats good
me:why?
Mark:because the brakes havent been working for the past half hour.
me:would you like to elaborate?
Mark:I drained the brake fluid this afternoon
me:*starts to panic*
Mark:its ok though well stop soon enough
me:*shouting*what makes you so fucking certain!!!
Mark:because I also put a load of orange juice in with the petrol.
six am in marks car on a deserted country road
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sounds very familiar!
What a lot of shite we talk on pills...
prufa