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Embarrassing moments...
BillieTheBot
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Have you ever had any really embarrassing moments during sex/sexual thangs...? 
Earlier on i was thinking back to a few months ago, and remembered some stuff that well really i didnt wanna remember!
My ex boyfriends mum didnt like me and my ex spending all the time in his room. She thought we were being naughty children and shagging. Cos i was only 15 at the time she told him that if we were having sex, and she caught us she'd have him done for statutary rape. So we was very careful, very quiet and very fast i might add as well.
One day we were shaggin away quite happily when we heard his mum come in the front door, well obviously i got told to put my clothes on asap and well im not the fastest (or brightest!) of people so i tried and i got all tangled up so i just left the bottom half of my clothing off. Thinking well no one is gonna see it i thought i'd get away with it.
Anyway so his mum comes in, asks what we were doing and to prove that we werent having sex my daft ex whipped the covers off (thinking i was fully clothed) and was like ta da...and i dunno who fainted first her or me! Hehe needless to say, i wasnt allowed round there again
Another time i was giving someone a blowjob in their car and one of us accidently flashed the lights. Some car stopped and the next thing i know someones looking in the window, asking if we need any help. I dont think they were offering the kinda help i wanted hehe
Well anyway enjoy my children...
Earlier on i was thinking back to a few months ago, and remembered some stuff that well really i didnt wanna remember!
My ex boyfriends mum didnt like me and my ex spending all the time in his room. She thought we were being naughty children and shagging. Cos i was only 15 at the time she told him that if we were having sex, and she caught us she'd have him done for statutary rape. So we was very careful, very quiet and very fast i might add as well.
One day we were shaggin away quite happily when we heard his mum come in the front door, well obviously i got told to put my clothes on asap and well im not the fastest (or brightest!) of people so i tried and i got all tangled up so i just left the bottom half of my clothing off. Thinking well no one is gonna see it i thought i'd get away with it.
Anyway so his mum comes in, asks what we were doing and to prove that we werent having sex my daft ex whipped the covers off (thinking i was fully clothed) and was like ta da...and i dunno who fainted first her or me! Hehe needless to say, i wasnt allowed round there again
Another time i was giving someone a blowjob in their car and one of us accidently flashed the lights. Some car stopped and the next thing i know someones looking in the window, asking if we need any help. I dont think they were offering the kinda help i wanted hehe
Well anyway enjoy my children...
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It didn't go down to well with her (She even said It was very good)
Also getting a Bj of my mates younger sister (half sister) in his room was embarrassing for all 3 of us.
I can think of far worse one but I would rather not say em!:o
It was the first and last time i met him!;)
Noooo do tell!
I have nothing embaressing happen to me
No, never!
There never being divulged:p
Can't think of any other times I've been caught.
Although there were numerous rumours going round school about places I'd had sex, which all the teachers heard on our last day there and things....thats was fair embarrasing...sat in final assembly having them all talked about when I couldn't run anywhere. :eek:
You make it sound like he joined in!
well he did suggest it.....:eek: Yeah we got on well...not that well.;)
LOL! classic that happened to my little brother once! Mum called an ambulance! This reminds of that scene in There's Something About Mary.
That happened me before although not after anything sex related !!
Actually Owwww :crying: :crying: :crazyeyes
or the time she caught us snogging in her car but that was kinda placid.
there wasd the time i got off my head drunk and spent all night declaring my love to my boyfriends best mate hmmmmmm:eek2:
He immediatly burst into fits of laughter and said he was glad to see that i was getting stuck in!!!!! I was so embarrassed!! Now he has been ordered to knock first!!
What your mate was in the room at the same time then?
When the found out they refused to leave so I couldnt get dressed for litterally hours!!!
I remember havin sex with this one guy though and he said 'aaah, i'm done - are you?' Not embarassing, more mortifying. yuk!!!!!!!!!!1
:eek2:
Wow, I take it he didnt stick around long!
Did they get to see anything ?????
No! He came in 2mins into the bj
Did he now...
How could he prepare a salad again... :eek:
Especially after Daisy nicked the cucumber...
I got caught by my mum once when i was about 16
I was shagging with my boy in my mum's bed at the time.. and then i heard my mum was opening the door.....
I put my clothes back on straight away....but then mum came in...and my boy was half naked !!!
I was scared stiff.... ..and then my mum questioned me for hours.... she asked me. whether I m still a virgin or not..
actually her question was quite stupid :P...
but what scared me...was she wanted to take me to hospital for a pussy check up.. anyway she didn't do it in the end...
yeah i couldn't really do it in my own bed..as my bed was very high up lol
u know the kiddies bed
yeah but i have shagged with him in my bed a few times...as he found it funny doing it so high up lolz