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Mmmmm vegetables!

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
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So does anyone do anything with fruit and veg? :confused:

I found a good root vegetable does the trick. In fact its got sooo bad now that i cant watch Eastenders.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Mmmmm vegetables!
    Originally posted by LacyMay2k
    So does anyone do anything with fruit and veg?

    Yes. I eat it.

    Sometimes I cook it first.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Mmmmm vegetables!
    Originally posted by Speedo


    Yes. I eat it.

    Sometimes I cook it first.

    Madness. Obviously not using them for their intended purpose. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Daisy and Lacy go shopping at the Green Grocers.

    'A large marrow please' says Lacy.

    'They're on special offer this week ladies. Buy one get one for free' says the Grocer.

    'Excellent, we could always eat one' says Daisy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Mmmmm vegetables!
    Originally posted by LacyMay2k
    So does anyone do anything with fruit and veg? :confused:

    I found a good root vegetable does the trick. In fact its got sooo bad now that i cant watch Eastenders.

    Courgette works well !:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hehe, did you read about the woman who was playing about with a banana with her boyfriend and he pealed it before it put it in her. *shakes head*

    Dumbass.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I suppose a pineapple would be quite interesting....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daisychainthing
    Hehe, did you read about the woman who was playing about with a banana with her boyfriend and he pealed it before it put it in her.

    No, we don't all ready pervy sex magazines :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You wouldn't believe the number of people who come into A&E saying, "I fell on it." :p :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daisychainthing
    Hehe, did you read about the woman who was playing about with a banana with her boyfriend and he pealed it before it put it in her. *shakes head*

    Dumbass.


    I told you not to tell anyone....! :p

    Daisy you've seen a couple of good melons aintcha :p;)
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