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You know your a great shag when....
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SHE rolls over and falls asleep IN THE AFTERNOON!
you get the idea :cool:
you get the idea :cool:
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Errr yeaaah!
Or maybe YOU don't....bless:rolleyes:
Well we all can't be as good as you can we now Dan :rolleyes:
Not boasting just thought it would be an amusing and imformative topic.
For example....if your almost good, but say finish too early, you'll get the affectionate horny response, which basically says "ohh you were nice but i'm not satisfied".
You know your a good shag when:-
you get tea, breakfast and she washes up.
or
You get a round of applause??!?!
.........& is there a topic for discussion in all this ?
I'll keep looking ! :rolleyes:
back to the usual topics on offer..
wheres that one about excessive pubic hair? that sounds like fun.
Or maybe if we're lucky someone from the cameroon will ask if you can get pregnant if you have sex during an eclipse.
:rolleyes:
Either that or you bored her stupid!
mmm let me help you...
the discussion point is, what signs are there that your sexual partner enjoyed your coupling?
Of course you could just blunder in with the "Did you cum" line....thats well nice.
And before you say something like
"Surely you could tell by the noises etc"
I refer the honourable gentleman to the topic on faking it.
The signs I would give would be........
I would be all smiley and loving afterwards, tell him that I really enjoyed it, whilst kissing him all over, try it on again as I wouldn't be able to get enough!
If I didnt enjoy it I would just roll over and pretend to go to sleep and hope he would do the same!;)
Shouldnt you be somewhere else
In the FAQ:
"2. It is not appropriate to use these boards to boast about your sexual exploits etc."
Hehehe. I'd need a whole forum to myself for that particular subject!
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Originally posted by Karla
*ahem*
In the FAQ:
"2. It is not appropriate to use these boards to boast about your sexual exploits etc."
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oh...spoilsport:p
What? That got me confused!
Same here. But I'm a dumbass so I have an excuse.
I didn't even notice that I insulted myself instead of you.
Pah, I'm so pap.
lol
hehe
What did you mean by that Dan?:(
You had an interview.....and my original post says "SHE rolls over and goes to sleep in the afternoon"
And you said that if the sex is crap you roll over and go to sleep.
Ahhh I see (sorry)