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Jokes Thread

DancerDancer
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Feel free to share any jokes you find (or even make your own.) We all need a bit of laughter especially when there are challenging times. If they are dirty or possibly triggering, please put them in a spoiler. No racist jokes please.
"There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
"The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
"I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 

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  • DancerDancer
    Community Champion Posts: 8,138
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    How do you test if someone is ticklish? You give them a testicle.
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • sinead276sinead276
    Posts: 1,880
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    edited December 2023
    Love this idea, here's another joke - i hid the answer in a spoiler :3 :

    What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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    Sofishticated
  • JJLemon18JJLemon18
    Community Champion Posts: 2,097
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    Spoiler
    How do you tell the gender of a snowman?
    Spoiler
    By his snowballs
    Believe in me - who believes in you
  • DancerDancer
    Community Champion Posts: 8,138
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    edited December 2023
    Spoiler
    A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
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    If you were born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
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    What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
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    How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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    Husband: The doctor said I can touch myself whenever I want. Wife: No, he said you could have a stroke at any time.
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    Knock knock! Who’s there? Boo? Boo who? Stop crying, you pussy. It’s just a joke.
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • DancerDancer
    Community Champion Posts: 8,138
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    Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? To look for Pooh!
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    What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don’t eat broccoli.
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    Knock knock! Who’s there? A yam. A yam who? A yam so wet for you right now.
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    Why was the banana sad after its race? It lost to the eventual wiener.
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    What`s long and hard and full of semen? A submarine.
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    My dad always used to say: "If your sex doll is leaking, it`s not sick. It`s full."
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    If you were a dinosaur, you`d be a Gorgeousarus.
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    If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.
    "There's a part of me I can't get back. A little girl grew up too fast. All it took was once. I'll never be the same." ~ Demi Lovato
    "The way that I have found the light in my life is through the expressive arts because I know that I will be accepted for the way I am." ~ Me
    "I'm going to get strong again and see you soon. " ~ Anonymous 
  • Amy22Amy22
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     Part of The Furniture
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    Where do cows like to go in their free time?. They like to go to the moovies
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    what do you call a reindeer with no eyes?. A no eye deer!

    Love everyones jokes
    Just a person who likes pop culture and films
  • Matthew_04Matthew_04
    Moderator Posts: 256
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    I got told this one yesterday, it took me a minute to understand but I think it's hilarious:
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    How does a nonbinary samurai kill someone? ...They slash them!!
  • JJLemon18JJLemon18
    Community Champion Posts: 2,097
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    Matthew_04 wrote: »
    I got told this one yesterday, it took me a minute to understand but I think it's hilarious:
    Spoiler
    How does a nonbinary samurai kill someone? ...They slash them!!

    Lol this took me a while too. Its a good one!
    Believe in me - who believes in you
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