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Jokes thread

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 14 Settling in
    What did the sea say to the beach?



    Nothing, it just waved
  • sinead276sinead276 Posts: 2,345 Boards Champion
    What do you call an alligator detective?

    An investi-gator.
  • AoifeAoife Posts: 3,222 Boards Guru
    Loving these jokes!

    What's a hippos favourite music?

    Hippo Hop!
    Maybe somethings don't get better, but we do. We get stronger. We learn to live with our situations as messy and ugly as they are. We fix what we can and we adapt to what we can't. Maybe some of us will never fully be okay, but at least we're here. We're still trying. We're doing the best we can. That's worth celebrating too ❤
  • sinead276sinead276 Posts: 2,345 Boards Champion
    Why don't eggs tell jokes?

    Because they crack up to easily
  • Amy22Amy22 Posts: 5,808 Part of The Furniture
    Knock knock,

    Who's there,

    Dr,

    Dr Who?

    Owoowoeoooowooooo
    Just a person who likes pop culture and films
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 20 Boards Initiate
    What do ticks and the Eifel Tower have in common?

    They are both Paris sites.
  • Amy22Amy22 Posts: 5,808 Part of The Furniture
    edited February 2023
    What do you call a deer that is standing in the rain?.

    A Reindeer! (Rain Deer hehe)
    Just a person who likes pop culture and films
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  • Amy22Amy22 Posts: 5,808 Part of The Furniture
    Obviously not my own joke as I found this image/meme off Google Images. :)

    <img src="https://pics.me.me/i-fed-my-string-cheese-a-tiny-wheat-thin-he-4103826.png&quot; alt="I Fed My String Cheese a Tiny Wheat Thin He Loves It This Seems Important | Funny Meme on ME.ME"/>xklngcjcseq6.png
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  • Amy22Amy22 Posts: 5,808 Part of The Furniture
    Why does the cheese string look like a duck??? :lol:
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  • JJLemon18JJLemon18 Posts: 2,104 Boards Champion
    Amy22 wrote: »
    Why does the cheese string look like a duck??? :lol:

    That's literally the first thing I saw! :lol:
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