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Old-skool pranks

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
The highlight of my school life was using an electronic fart machine to piss off the Headmaster's trouble and strife - my latin teacher. Remote controlled - works through walls and doors and all, what a beaut.

Placed at the back of the room behind a pile of books the thing just drove her insane. Silly old moo made us sit in silence for most of the lesson (which was of course interrupted every so often by a loud obtrusive ripper).

Never got caught and all

Try it yourself.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My mate did that to a student teacher in Business Studies one time. Put in the bin and let a few rip during the class - not big, not clever, but hilarious <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The prank, a timeless source of hilarity. One of my greatest was on the last day of high school many years ago. A fellow comrade had purchased an industrial metal whistle device that had been intended for a car exhaust pipe. Mr Austin, science teacher, was to be made the victim. After an assembly at church we were off to get leathered, the whistle was produced and inserted into the exaust of Mr Austin's car. However, it would not fit. We took turns booting it into the pipe the wrong way around. This wedged the whistle in firmly, preventing removal. Once satisfied that God himself could not remove the misused toy, we retired a safe distance to watch the hilarity which was about to ensue. Austin and several other teachers including the dreaded Mrs Tagg (Head of Science and often greeted with the humming of Darth Vader's march) climbed aboard. Once in motion the reversed whistle emitted a deafening screech. The educators, realising they had been the victim of a cruel prank, pulled over to our group merrily pissing ourselves.
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif">; "What've you done?" Austin demanded from his whinning automobile, the rebel's stood proud and his questioning came to no avail. He made a hasty retreat at last, squealing like a pig down the road as his exaust system expelled a cloud of blue fumes. His fellow faculty members a source of constant mockery. Later that summer, Paul Austin (who lives with his mother to this day), took the car to a garage, they discovered the offending item and Austin was charged for their service.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I always wanted to put vasaline on the common room floor by the doors. The floor is smooth and it'd be wicked!

    I remember when the lads were running around the art room and the teacher was chasing him. He ran out of the
    class room and around a corner and she followed him...then he took the long way around and locked her out of the room. Oh damn that was funny!


  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cling-film over the tiolet bowl, under the seat. Simple, easy to execute and a well loved classic (especially in the ladie's, what a mess)!

    The revolution starts here! %
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How's about hollowing out a cigarette, putting match ends in it then putting a little tobabcco in the end...wait for him to light it...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Liberty, hollow out a cigarette? That is way too difficult to execute. You can buy joke cigarettes which explode when lit, your victim will probably blast their face off... now that's a prank! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ~*LIBERTY*~:
    How's about hollowing out a cigarette, putting match ends in it then putting a little tobabcco in the end...wait for him to light it...

    yep, yep, lol, been there <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">...and damn fucking great it was as well <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Has anybody ever put someones hand in a bucket of warm water whilst sleeping, it's meant to make them release the contents of their bladder. It sounds like bollocks to me, anybody tried it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it works. really. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how about taking a few shot gun shells apart and putting the gun powder in cig. i used 2 have one of those tv remote control watches and during class i kept stopping the video how we all laughted, also i used 2 make bomb threats 2 my school and we all had 2 stand on the field all day.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fat_Mike, you are quite simply a dick-head, your brand of humour is pathetic and I hope it is not too rude to suggest that you should go and suck your mother's penis.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My sis sprayed an amusing amout of fart spray on her Ehglish teacher ....stank the entire english block out. Was funny when teachers walked past and started checking their shoes for smells! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">;

    It wasn't me! - honest.
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/angel3.gif">;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Captain Kirk:
    Has anybody ever put someones hand in a bucket of warm water whilst sleeping, it's meant to make them release the contents of their bladder. It sounds like bollocks to me, anybody tried it?

    I am so gonna have to try that one <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">;
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