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Spitting bars

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
O.K. lets see, 8 bars, who got some ill lyrics to share.

Too many oppositions, prime physician,
Mend these mics, plug in to mind incissions,
Positive outlook on lifes my position,
quit to judge Sanzini, my suspicion,
Allready provoked many heads, time y'all listen,
Judge thyself through thought, My decision,
Imagine no strife between Muslims, Jews, & Christians,
Atheist too, Just make sure you talk crime prevention.


PEACE

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How many more threads are you gon' chat yo bad ass lyrics to? :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fucks sake mate, I bet there are other forums dedicated the "spitting" of rhymes. Talented as you may or not be, no one here gives a shit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    psst, nobody here is particularily annoyed by you. You failed. You might as well leave :)
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Turtle
    Talented as you may or not be, no one here gives a shit.

    Molo?
    Weekender Offender 
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of E's
    They got to the top
    they necked the lot
    and now they're on their knees!

    :D
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sung like sean paul

    Dave was in the tree,
    Rustleing in the leaves.
    He was spying on the chickens,
    That he really fort were kickin.
    Yum dum ba dum bla bla bla bla bla bla blaaaa!
    Yaa MAan!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *cough* crap

    Like the originality of the er "peace"

    :chin: or then agen
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by solid_L
    *cough* crap

    I hope your not talking about mine:impissed:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    I hope your not talking about mine:impissed:


    as if they would.

    yours was...sheer brilliance. :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    I hope your not talking about mine:impissed:

    nooooooooo not ures, i never read the bottomish posts, just the main then reply sorry

    should get out of that habit

    yours was of sheer brilliance hun
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok slime you asked for it ...yes i've posted it before.
    this is old mans rap ...written by me ...i have a few versions with da beats man on my acid pro 4. don't dream of nick9ing it ...copyrighted.

    well drugs i've had
    and drugs i've got.
    some say they're good
    some say they're not.
    they made me high
    they made me low ...
    helped me to forget
    yet made me know.
    they made me horny
    they made me droop ...
    have sex on my own
    and sex in a group YAHOOO!

    now sister morphine makes me slow
    while amphetamine makes me quick.
    cousin cocains like pure white snow
    and of heroin i am sick.
    lsd is happy madness
    while hashish expands the mind,
    i'm told that alcohols like wa wa wa wa wankin'
    it slowy sends you blind.
    now wether drugs are good or bad
    i cannot realy say ...
    i just know i like 'em all that much
    ...i take 'em everyday!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mr Roll, liked your rap, brought back memories of one of the songs from my youth. Its a bit like yourself an oldie and a classic ;)

    http://www.asklyrics.com/display/White_Lines_LYRICS/132270
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    More druggie nursery rhymes... :D

    Humpty Dumpty took a big E
    He sat on the wall and took it with glee
    He fried his brain
    went insane
    and could never get it together again.

    Peter Piper popped a pill and now he's blown his brain
    He double dropped the stupid twat and nows he's just insane
    You wonder why I say this but there is a morale to it
    When your in rave and doing drugs don't over do it

    May that be a lesson to you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    spitting bars

    heres some bars i mad for people in kettering town, probly wont like them but its my first few. . .

    coming to k-town, kamikaze mission
    looking to scope for fresh hard competition, vision
    you will see our rendition, the truth behind our towns old traditions,

    collision!

    up the defense of your time, your opinion
    not valued to any of man, your religion
    created and banned from the land where
    you search for a life and find K-town for good tuition

    the art, of smoking a tens worth a day
    and the battle of fighting the lads down your way
    they will cause grief then they will pay
    bang!! bang!! one punch will make them sway!

    so think you can cope with the life of our town
    ask, sink? or swim? you will drown
    leave the town quick, or you'll leave with a frown
    bye bye. . . your a clown!

    try spitting these to: scruface try catch me. . .

    yo who do u think you are?
    thinkin your bad gettin lairy in your car
    cumin up our ends i'll give you a scar
    maybe a shank in your limb i'll laugh haha

    you think your all bad but you cant spit a bar
    your nuffin bruv just a batty in a car
    dare you deny that your wearing a bra
    cum up our ends you'll get bare terra

    cumin up our ends is taking the piss
    your spitting our bars thats taking a risk
    thinks its ok? no you cant do this
    cumin to kettering? better take a miss

    yo life aint hard in kettering town
    just holla at your crew when shits goin down
    get in a fight leave the other with a frown
    you'll be left still wearing the crown

    man is nothing without his crew
    better roll with few than roll with you
    yes im talking bout you!
    what you gonna do?

    cumin over here you think your gonna win
    you will leave with a crimson chin
    maybe rolled down the hill in a bin by the youths of kettering
    how emarrassing

    days go by like ive already sed
    smoking a reefa while layin in bed
    robbin a ride getting legged by the feds
    rolling in town raising for new treads

    goin round a chicks yard just to get head
    goin round the next ones join her in bed
    now ive smoked reefa munchies for bread
    gotta get rolling; raise ma street cred

    cheers

    yours sincerely

    Predator
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You have revived a thread that has been DEAD for 4 years! Way to go!
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Wicked blud.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cumin up our ends i'll give you a scar

    cum up our ends you'll get bare terra

    you will leave with a crimson chin
    maybe rolled down the hill in a bin by the youths of kettering

    I doubt it. I think the worst they could do in Kettering is give you an ill-fitting cardigan.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I actually just rapped that out loud to my hosuemates. Needless to say we had a chuckle. So should I take my shank if I'm ever in Kettering, just in case like?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shooter McGavin: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.
    Happy: Why don't I just go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may! What do you say?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my bars ;)

    dont test me i'll spit bars faster in this battle i am the master//
    they call me one hit wonder punch you like thunder leave you body 6 feet under//
    leave a hook straight to the jaw you'll be left on the cold wet floor.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    To quote Turtle.

    "Dude. Post. Dead."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    u all r shit compared 2 me loooooooooooooooooooool:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fuck fake rapperz dnt hate da player hate da game>>>>>>>

    Even adam eve fucked up I guess we getting to a poor start
    Bush don't give a shit about the ghetto but he adores mars. Why is it so the Evil touches so many more hearts
    The violence and Hate is unreal in some of these poor parts
    Countries going to wars of Grudges ,money And their diffrences
    People In a Hurry To get their ShiT said And forgot wat listening is
    terrroist chargining into buildings taking life as they christnening kids
    Fuck the Police and the goverment I think the systems shit
    :yes: :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fuck fake rapperz dnt hate da player hate da game>>>>>>>

    I'm Not Really A One To Hate But When I Create, I Make No Mistake. ./
    . . And Wont Hesitate To Challenge All You Fakez. . /
    I'm Never SWEET Like DRINKIN JUICE AFTER Snorting Cain. . /
    Grimsly u Borin Man, I'l Leave U Dyin. . Tryna B Ignorin Da Pain. . /
    Put One In Yo Brain As U Get Served Quick Lika Fast Meal. . /
    I'll Leave You Rumbled In'a Car Accident The Way I Smash Grillz. . /
    Am'a Amazing-Purple-Haze-Blazing, Phasing U Other Caucasianz. .
    Jus Lacin These Lines Quick. ./It Looks Like You've Been Biting Nursery Books Wit The Amount Of Simple Rhymes U Spit. . /Bored :impissed:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dude you've reopened a dead thread
    what the hell was in your head
    check the date before you post
    noobs dragging up dead threads annoys the most
    open a new thread if you like
    to share something with us or spit bars on a mic
    we like to hear what you have to say
    make sure you do it in the proper way
    a mod will come along and close this now
    but start your own thread, boom boom pow.
    word up. innit.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Someone close this -.-
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