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mock the week - scenes we like to see

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Lets see how good people on this board are. Lets play Scenes We'd Like To See

Our First topic is:

"Things you shouldn't say when receiving your degree"

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "I'd like to thank the Nerds, for completing all my coursework"
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Wow! I got my gynaecology degree! Let's see some PU$$Y!"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "I only popped out for a pint of milk and a loaf of bread"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    G wrote: »
    "I only popped out for a pint of milk and a loaf of bread"

    Have you seen that routine done by Micky Flanagan on Micheal McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqpfT7YMDtM

    Facking hilarious!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    next topic things u shouldn't say to ur bf/gf's parents when meeting for the first time
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Can I have the bill please"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi, nice to meet you... by the way, your bed is proper comfy. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    2:1? yeah please mate, i love a bargain me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bitty
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    next topic is: how not to propose
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Are we going to see these appear on the show? :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Quick Dad, She's Asleep Get The Bridal Sack
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    The classic would have to be "You said you won't have sex if you're not married and I'm horny as hell, so... marry me?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hbk4894 wrote: »
    next topic things u shouldn't say to ur bf/gf's parents when meeting for the first time

    *To her mother*

    I can see where she gets her tits from.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "He gives awesome blowjobs"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This was a nice tie in with it being the new series of mock the week tonight.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its time for the best man speech and heres larry
    You'd never believe it but he's like a villiage bycycle, everyones had a ride, even me old gran
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NEW QUESTION:
    Childrens books that never made it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    NEW QUESTION:
    Childrens books that never made it

    "Childcare : The Michael Jackson Way"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, teagan u legend

    Sally and her sore pussy....cat u dirty bastards
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bill And Ben Get A Civil Partnership
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Next topic
    Things you wouldn't hear At Wimbledon
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "And this year's winner of the Men's Singles is .... Venus Williams!"
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