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HI,
here we will shear some of e-mail massages we receive in our inbox ( NOT PRIVATE MESSAGES )
ONLY TO SHEAR INFORMATIONthe rule is;
one post per day
don't post more than one message a day
here is my post;
here we will shear some of e-mail massages we receive in our inbox ( NOT PRIVATE MESSAGES )
ONLY TO SHEAR INFORMATIONthe rule is;
one post per day
don't post more than one message a day
here is my post;
here is my post;
SUBJECT: Don't Lick Stamps & Envelopes
One day a lady licked the envelopes and postage stamps
instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a
cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal
swelling on her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they
found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything.
A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and
it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not
eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something
to be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and
noticed a lump. He prepared her
for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a
live cockroach crawled out!!!!
There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The
egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her
saliva. It was warm and moist.
This is a true story reported on CNN.
Andy Hume wrote:
Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You
wouldn't believe the things that float around in those
gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for
years. I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we
were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood
why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500
envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads
of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with
eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.
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ohhh don't worry i wont!
FUN was incorrect expiration, I'm sorry for that
let's say - TO shear information-
Not to mention the only emails im getting these days are from facebook or the like
Not to mention i quite enjoy pissing in peoples cornflakes about things like this lol