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What was your worst oral experience

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
What was your worst oral experience ever? Was you on the giving or receiving end? Or both?

I had a female talk all kinds of shit about how she would bring me to my knees with her oral skills. So one day she decided to show off her great skills. As soon as she began, her teeth scraped it. It wasn't your normal teeth touch. She scraped it so hard that she had to feel it against her teeth.I told her that she scraped me and she still did it again but with more force. After about 4 strokes in her mouth, I had to call a quits.

I guess she did bring me to my knees.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh god, I've had myself a good fair few.

    I think the worst is having an ex bite me down there, I questioned her about it and her response? "I thought you liked nibbling"

    I don't think I've ever been in so much pain in my life haha
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nearly choking to death on a hair. I now operate a no trim - no oral policy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The very first time i did it, she had a vajaja like a black persian cat.

    Picking her long manky horrid hairs out of my teeth pissed her off because i was being insensitive. bitch.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I haven't had any really BAD experiences. I have had a few bad blow jobs but none that had me in excruciating pain. But yes, I detest unruly pubes and have had a few 'teethy' experiences.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Smelly willy + rancid tasting semen :sour:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I had a roastbeef sarnie just before and when looking at her labia I got hungry again, and yea. she was pissed i put mustard on it. :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote: »
    I had a roastbeef sarnie just before and when looking at her labia I got hungry again, and yea. she was pissed i put mustard on it. :rolleyes:

    *badum-tish*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Havent had any really, apart from him stopping too early.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bit my cock off :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Bit my cock off :(

    I've got it pickled in a jar! :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote: »
    I've got it pickled in a jar! :)

    Can i have it back please?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bacterial Vaginosis. :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't think I've ever had a bad experience. Either I don't have enough experience, or I'm just lucky ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SnuggleBubbles wrote: »
    *badum-tish*

    I deserved that one :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bernie89 wrote: »
    Oh god, I've had myself a good fair few.

    I think the worst is having an ex bite me down there, I questioned her about it and her response? "I thought you liked nibbling"

    I don't think I've ever been in so much pain in my life haha

    OUCH!
    It's not finger food!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i had an ex doing a move best likened to a dog shaking of water, only with his tongue out. *shudder*:yuck:
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