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Too unfit for sex?
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Well the hell am I complaining......
I'm 34 and my lady is 20. Everything is great between us and our sex life is mind-blowing...only, that's the thing. She is horny 24/7. Nothing wrong with that but she is really REALLY energetic in the sack.
I've spent the last 2 days at her place and I have never been so worn out in all my life. We only did it maybe 2 or 3 times a day but it went on for hours....and yeah I'm wondering why I'm complaining. Well I'm not complaining but I am just so shagged out. Thing is I'd normally think of something like buying her a vibrator but she loves me sooo much she only wants any sexy time to be with me, not 8 inches of plastic.
I don't consider myself to be all that unfit or inactive but after a session with her my thighs feels like they're made of lead and I'm out of breath.
So what should I be doing to sort this out? OK I need to get fit (I'll be out running soon) but does anyone know of any energy boosting pre-shag foods I can chow down on?
I'm 34 and my lady is 20. Everything is great between us and our sex life is mind-blowing...only, that's the thing. She is horny 24/7. Nothing wrong with that but she is really REALLY energetic in the sack.
I've spent the last 2 days at her place and I have never been so worn out in all my life. We only did it maybe 2 or 3 times a day but it went on for hours....and yeah I'm wondering why I'm complaining. Well I'm not complaining but I am just so shagged out. Thing is I'd normally think of something like buying her a vibrator but she loves me sooo much she only wants any sexy time to be with me, not 8 inches of plastic.
I don't consider myself to be all that unfit or inactive but after a session with her my thighs feels like they're made of lead and I'm out of breath.
So what should I be doing to sort this out? OK I need to get fit (I'll be out running soon) but does anyone know of any energy boosting pre-shag foods I can chow down on?
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But no I'm not bragging, I just want to know the best way to keep her satisfied. She seems to be amazed at my swordsman skills (;)), I just don't want to end up falling asleep in the middle of it all...
Not sure how it will work for your sex life but it will provide hours of fun to onlookers.
Fruit makes your come taste sweet.
Salt and smoking makes your semen taste very unpleasent.
And red meat makes it very thick.
Strawberrys, mellon, kiwi or pineapples will make it taste sweeter the same for her.
And during sex im sure ye could have fun with abit of cream and chopped up kiwis and strawberrys.
Try it.
I know it works for me so it should work for you too. :thumb:
was a shag fest [ joking aside i would try some protein energy shakes like the ones bodybuilders take before a work out or somthing along them lines]
Would be better than short term "voodoo medicine" thats being offered in here :P
Seriously though, I appreciate all the comments. Eating fruit would be a good idea I think, she tends to treat my cock like a solo flute player on death row....
I honestly did 'laugh out loud' when I read that
To be totally honest I can't really remember - I haven't been able to touch it in days as it's been so f'ing raw.
But from memory, not much difference I don't think.
Your missus sounds like a right fire-cracker
keep up your fitness levels with exercise and good food. After a while the muscles your using will be more used to it so shouldn't be as bad. Practice makes perfect so just keep it well greased and enjoy the ride
EDIT: Rice and pasta is good energy food, preferably brown.
Guess I will have to just go for it and get fitter. Think I'll have fun trying out the food though. Only thing is some of those chillis might end up causing the odd botty-burp or even worse..... :crazyeyes