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Glesga Burd
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A Glesga Burd goes tae the social tae register fur child benefit.
How many children?' asks the civil servant.
10' replies the girl.
10???' says the civil servant. 'What are their names?'
Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec and.....eh...Alec
Doesn't that get confusing?'
'Naw...' says the girl 'its great because if thur oot playin in
The street, ah jist huv tae shout ALEC, YER DINNER'S READY or ALEC,
GO TO BED NOW 'n' they aw dae it...'
What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed civil
servant.
''at's easy,' says the girl...
'Ah just use thur surnames'
How many children?' asks the civil servant.
10' replies the girl.
10???' says the civil servant. 'What are their names?'
Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec and.....eh...Alec
Doesn't that get confusing?'
'Naw...' says the girl 'its great because if thur oot playin in
The street, ah jist huv tae shout ALEC, YER DINNER'S READY or ALEC,
GO TO BED NOW 'n' they aw dae it...'
What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed civil
servant.
''at's easy,' says the girl...
'Ah just use thur surnames'
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