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Post of the week

**helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
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Nominate your favourite here :)

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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    Here's my nomniation from the subgroup thread
    KHSS
    At the moment I am part of the "sat on my arse looking at the internet waiting for the washing to finish" subgroup of society, and in a few weeks I will be part of the "student at York" subgroup. 3 times a week I am a member of the Morrisons FFPP Massiiiive subgroup. Well not really but I work there.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know it's from a fortnight ago but I was on holiday when it was posted and only read it after last week's potw.
    I hope you'll let me off pwetty please.

    http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showpost.php?p=2049473&postcount=18
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    Where's that from rachie?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lea_uk wrote: »
    I know it's from a fortnight ago but I was on holiday when it was posted and only read it after last week's potw.
    I hope you'll let me off pwetty please.

    http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showpost.php?p=2049473&postcount=18

    second this one
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote: »
    second this one

    Thirded.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This bit:
    pill 'ed wrote:
    The so called 'Nu Rave' is nothing but shit Indie music with a synth and glowsticks

    from here http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showpost.php?p=2058153&postcount=16
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This one

    The Darth Vader bit. I have a cracking image in my mind now about the Queen saying "One finds one's lack of faith disturbing" and then making the lightsaber noise...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent wrote: »
    This one

    The Darth Vader bit. I have a cracking image in my mind now about the Queen saying "One finds one's lack of faith disturbing" and then making the lightsaber noise...

    :yes: That entire post had me in hysterics.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I second infinites nomination.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent wrote: »
    This one

    The Darth Vader bit. I have a cracking image in my mind now about the Queen saying "One finds one's lack of faith disturbing" and then making the lightsaber noise...

    The whole post is funny.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent wrote: »
    This one

    The Darth Vader bit. I have a cracking image in my mind now about the Queen saying "One finds one's lack of faith disturbing" and then making the lightsaber noise...

    Man, Darth Queen would be awesome.

    "This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Camilla*, and will soon see the end of the rebellion."

    Was gonna say Diana but even I thought it was in bad taste.#

    #'course, putting this footnote in is pretty much the same as just saying it. What a pickle.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite Part Deux wrote: »
    Was gonna say Diana but even I thought it was in bad taste.#

    Yeah, but v. funny... would have been worth a POTW nomination in itself...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh, this is such a rich vein.

    Imagine Charles sheepishly asking when Darth Queen will step down only for the Queen to smash him in the head with a scepter and say "Don't make me destroy you."

    This needs to happen. Could someone ask Ewan McGregor to cut off the Queen's limbs?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Or the audience with Her Maj...

    Darth Queen: [to Tony] You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don't let yourself be destroyed as John Major did.


    Or...

    Darth Queen: Gordon, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive Iraqi conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I still think the idea of Brenda being porked from behind with him shouting "hail to the king" is funnier :thumb:

    Though I'd rather not think of his light sabre...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Problem with that is that he isn't King...





    Whereas she is clearly a Dark Lord of the Sith
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jedi_mother.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Darth Queen: Your powers are weak, you old slag bag.

    Diana: You can't win, Brenda. If you strike me down, I will be on more front pages of the Express than you could possibly imagine.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Now I nominate that ^^
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Moff Jerjerrod: Phil the Greek is coming here?
    Darth Queen: That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
    Moff Jerjerrod: We shall double our efforts.
    Darth Queen: I hope so, Commander, for your sake. One's husband is not as forgiving as I am


    Phil, entering the Death Star: "Looks like it's been built by ewoks. Don't stay too long, you might go all wookie eyed."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite Part Deux wrote: »
    Was gonna say Diana but even I thought it was in bad taste.#

    #'course, putting this footnote in is pretty much the same as just saying it. What a pickle.

    Lol, did anyone watch Mock The Week this week with all the bits that didn't make it to the weekly show?

    Frankie Boyle:
    "I think the Diana memorial should've been something that represented her life a bit more. I reckon we should've had a gang bang in a minefield." followed by "I'll be interested to see if that makes it in to be honest." :lol:
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Are we still nominating, or waiting for the next thread?
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    Indrid Cold wrote: »
    Are we still nominating, or waiting for the next thread?

    Yep keep nominating and I'll build the poll tomorrow :)
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Here you go then:
    http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showpost.php?p=2059216&postcount=4
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