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the big question

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Politics & Debate
is one sheet of toilet roll ever enough?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It depends how much you cum ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote: »
    It depends how much you cum ...

    ROFL.

    No 1 sheet is never enough, in either situation. lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Never, unless maybe it's one of those huge ones those strange new lotus dispensers give out that only give you one sheet at a time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yes it is when you use a whole fucking roll at my house!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not when it rips and you end up with more shit on your hand than on the tissue.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote: »
    Not when it rips and you end up with more shit on your hand than on the tissue.

    Im so paranoid about running out of toilet roll, i have at least 6/7 at any given time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No. In fact 2 or 3 sheets is not enough at any one time. E Coli will get through regardless of whether your fingers look and feel clean or not. Best to use lots of toilet paper, and always wash your hands. (We tested this in a 1st year biology course at uni, using petri dishes etc).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why ask?

    Although the answer is no
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Any boy scout would know that you can do the job with a bus ticket.

    Please let me know if you'd like to know how. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aladdin wrote: »
    Any boy scout would know that you can do the job with a bus ticket.

    ... and still use it to get home again ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no it never is.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Use your hands and save a tree....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent wrote: »
    ... and still use it to get home again ;)
    They never check bus tickets anyway. You could hand the driver a token for a free meal from Burger King, he'd just stamp it and let you on board...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Depends. Who said we're talking about poopy here.

    Sometimes..you go to the toilet for a wee wee and you think you're done, and you wipe. But then like 38.6 seconds later, you feel a tiny bit more wee wee, so you pull down your panties again, and let the dribble out. In this situation, one square might possibly be enough to dry it off.

    Who knows.
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