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Vox pop - Internet dating
Pearly
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We've extended our vox popping to the boards so you can all have your say. We will choose the best/most interesting answers to appear on the vox pop area of TheSite.org. If your answer is used in the final page then I will PM you and ask for your picture. We will sub them in the same way we always do to make them into short and concise answers, so if grammar isn't your thing, then fear not!
Vox pop - Have you ever used internet dating?
Does internet dating carry the same stigma that it did a few years ago or are you all at it? Have you had any dodgy experiences, or did you meet a hottie and things are still going strong? We want to hear all about your online dating experiences (coz we're nosy like that)...
Vox pop - Have you ever used internet dating? Does internet dating carry the same stigma that it did a few years ago or are you all at it? Have you had any dodgy experiences, or did you meet a hottie and things are still going strong? We want to hear all about your online dating experiences (coz we're nosy like that)...
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And as for describing yourself, half the guys haven't got a clue or just out and out lie.
Below is a selection of descriptions and what they really mean in the world of Gaydar.
Body Type :
Slim - Skeletal
Average - Fat
Stocky - Really fat
Large - Incredibly obese
Defined - I went to a gym once on a wet afternoon in February
Muscled - Fat, but i've got pecs.
Dick size :
Small - Small
Average - Small
Large - Small-average but i'll take a photo of it from below or above so it looks bigger
Extra Large - I copied a photo from another profile.
Orientation :
Gay - Screaming tantrum queen
Curios - Gay
Open minded - Fuck anything
Bi-sexual - My wife/girlfriend doesn't know i like it up the ass
Straight - Gay or see bi-sexual
Role :
Passive - Fuck me
Versatile - Fuck me
Active - I'll fuck you if you fuck me
And some random ones
Straight acting - Screaming queen. And what's with 'straight acting' anyway ? If we acted straight we'd be having kids, drinking Stella and having horrible Paisley carpets.
Must be discreet - I'm married with 3 kids and my wife doesn't know i wear her panties.
My wife knows - She found my profile on Gaydar
In a long term relationship - I'm bored of him and want another
We love each other - We fuck other people
Always up for action - Desperate
Not looking for a relationship - My boyfriend doesn't know i'm fucking around behind his back
Total top - For £50 you can fuck me.
I'm 25 and boyish - I'm knocking 40
Well maybe this could be an idea for a new article so thanks for that, very funny stuff I enjoyed reading it!
I only went on it as I was bored and fed up of meeting drunk guys in bars, who tend to be shallow and focus on looks.
He's the only person I met through internet dating and that was in December...although there is a bit of embarrassment about it (eg, when people at work asked me where I met my boyfriend, I told a white lie and said "in town" (which I kind of did..)
I think that's just dating site in general.
For women:
Average = fat.
Curvy = fat, but shows off cleavage all the time.
Bubbly = fat and never shuts up.
Voluptuous = fat and will suck your face off if you kiss her.
For men:
5'10" to 6' = about 5'8" (I've actually seen this on someone's myspace)
College educated = well sixth form, but it'll impress American girls who don't know the difference.
Salary £100k and over = I still live with my parents, so I can afford to buy things that make me look rich.
Lot's of girls as friends on profile = I've never actually met any of them, but look how popular I am with the ladies.
Athletic = well I play for the pub dart team.