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need to look fat

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Health & Wellbeing
for a fancy dress (just to make that clear).

What should I stuff under my tshirt, that isnt to heavily because i'll be wearing it all night from 5pm. So that rules out a pillow really.

Doesnt have to be a house hold item, as long as i can buy it from somewhere obvious.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ballons, then when you get sick of it or too drunk to care you can just pop them :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Calvin wrote: »
    Ballons, then when you get sick of it or too drunk to care you can just pop them :D

    nice idea.

    I try that, got a feeling it wil just make me look pregnant though
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Big bubbled bubble wrap - might get a bit hot though :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    she could wear a tank-top, bubble wrap and her fat clothes :p
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Amira wrote: »
    she could wear a tank-top, bubble wrap and her fat clothes :p
    He :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    took calvins advice and bought some baloons, but they only blow up to boob size before bursting. So i wasted 10 minutes looking in the mirror wondering what it would be like to have have F cup boobs.

    Need something now for my belly to look huge
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    I have absolutely no idea, but I am nosy and want to know why?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you can lend mine if u want? haha
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Littleali wrote: »
    you can lend mine if u want? haha

    would you want it back afterwards by any chance:)

    Bunnie, for my mate's birthday on Monday we aregoing out in fancy dress. And the theme is addicts! no idea why. Im going as a food addict, and will be wearing a beer tshirt and carry around pork pies - which could be useful when the munchies kick in after pint number 4 or 5.

    I will upload pictures on tuesday for anyone that is interested.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    olaola wrote: »
    took calvins advice and bought some baloons, but they only blow up to boob size before bursting. So i wasted 10 minutes looking in the mirror wondering what it would be like to have have F cup boobs.

    Need something now for my belly to look huge

    Ha Ha you will have to post a pic :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    olaola wrote: »
    would you want it back afterwards by any chance:)

    nah, u cankeep it....i'm *nice* like that :angel:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    xcheers
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    olaola wrote: »
    would you want it back afterwards by any chance:)

    Bunnie, for my mate's birthday on Monday we aregoing out in fancy dress. And the theme is addicts! no idea why. Im going as a food addict, and will be wearing a beer tshirt and carry around pork pies - which could be useful when the munchies kick in after pint number 4 or 5.

    I will upload pictures on tuesday for anyone that is interested.

    Addicts? You could go as me. I'm fuckin' class.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Addict wrote: »
    Addicts? You could go as me. I'm fuckin' class.

    woah, i dont need to be THAT fat. hehe:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One of those inflatable airline pillow things; won't have the same spherical shape balloons do.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just try and wear clothes two sizes too small.
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