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Funniest one liners from films
1) "Infamy! Infamy! They?ve all got it in for me!"
Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar - Carry On Cleo (1964)
2) "He?s not the Messiah, he?s a very naughty boy."
Terry Jones as Brian?s mum - Life Of Brian (1979)
3) "Surely you can?t be serious?"
"I am serious - and don?t call me Shirley."
Leslie Nielsen as Dr Rumack - Airplane! (1980)
4) "Remember you?re fighting for this woman?s honour, which is probably more than she ever did."
Groucho Marx as Rufus T Firefly - Duck Soup (1933)
5) "Don?t knock masturbation. It?s sex with someone I love."
Woody Allen as Alvy Singer - Annie Hall (1977)
6) "Do you have a licence for your minkey?"
Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau - The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)
7) "Is that... is that hair gel?"
Cameron Diaz as Mary Jensen - There?s Something About Mary (1998)
8) Gentlemen, you can?t fight in here. This is the War Room."
Peter Sellers as President Merkin Muffley - Dr Strangelove (1963)
9) "Nice beaver!"
"Thank you. I just had it stuffed."
Leslie Nielsen as Lt Frank Drebin and Priscilla Presley as Jane Spencer - The Naked Gun (1988)
10) "When I met Mary I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I?d do anything to bone her."
Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas - Dumb and Dumber (1994)
Personally i think there's a lot funnier ones from the Carry Ons
And a funnier Groucho Marx one.
Duchess 'I've never been so insulted in all my life !'
Groucho 'Well you wanna get more.'
1) "Infamy! Infamy! They?ve all got it in for me!"
Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar - Carry On Cleo (1964)
2) "He?s not the Messiah, he?s a very naughty boy."
Terry Jones as Brian?s mum - Life Of Brian (1979)
3) "Surely you can?t be serious?"
"I am serious - and don?t call me Shirley."
Leslie Nielsen as Dr Rumack - Airplane! (1980)
4) "Remember you?re fighting for this woman?s honour, which is probably more than she ever did."
Groucho Marx as Rufus T Firefly - Duck Soup (1933)
5) "Don?t knock masturbation. It?s sex with someone I love."
Woody Allen as Alvy Singer - Annie Hall (1977)
6) "Do you have a licence for your minkey?"
Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau - The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)
7) "Is that... is that hair gel?"
Cameron Diaz as Mary Jensen - There?s Something About Mary (1998)
8) Gentlemen, you can?t fight in here. This is the War Room."
Peter Sellers as President Merkin Muffley - Dr Strangelove (1963)
9) "Nice beaver!"
"Thank you. I just had it stuffed."
Leslie Nielsen as Lt Frank Drebin and Priscilla Presley as Jane Spencer - The Naked Gun (1988)
10) "When I met Mary I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I?d do anything to bone her."
Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas - Dumb and Dumber (1994)
Personally i think there's a lot funnier ones from the Carry Ons
And a funnier Groucho Marx one.
Duchess 'I've never been so insulted in all my life !'
Groucho 'Well you wanna get more.'
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