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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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So last night, I was laying on the sofa watching TV when my door burst open and some men rushed in.

They shot my leg, took a tonne of my things and just left me there :/

Thankfuly I reached for the phone and dialled an ambulance.

HOW'S YER FUCKING LUCK!

Anyone wanna bring me a new TV and some elizabeth duke jewellery to make up for what was taken?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Are you serious? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I doubt it Squeal, remember the date today?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Glittery wrote: »
    I doubt it Squeal, remember the date today?

    grrrr
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    BritJamez wrote: »
    grrrr
    :lol:
    :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: I wasn't too sure whether he meant it or not either. (because he probably wouldn't be sat at his computer telling us about it right now)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I found some money in a suitcase in a field this morning. I wonder who it belongs to ? :p
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    I found some money in a suitcase in a field this morning. I wonder who it belongs to ? :p

    MadInTheNut of course.
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Glittery wrote: »
    I doubt it Squeal, remember the date today?

    Oh yeah :blush:

    The thing is, the way people in this world are today, that probably did happen to someone last night.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Does anyone remember the 'spaghetti tree' news item the BBC did back in the 70's ?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    squeal wrote: »
    Oh yeah :blush:

    The thing is, the way people in this world are today, that probably did happen to someone last night.

    True.

    Rubberskin - I have no idea what you're on about. Please can you enlighten me?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Opps 50's, not 70's.

    Spaghetti Trees
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well whilst you lot were being silly, I was signed up for google's new home broadband service: http://www.google.com/tisp/

    "online service that will be offered entirely free to any consumer with a WiFi-capable PC"

    :thumb:
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