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One of those days
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Just been in the garden. Leigh's trod glue all over the decking, one of the kittens has fallen in the pond, the other is stuck 20 ft up a pine tree !
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Where do you live ? Little House on the fucking Prairie
Could be worse, he could have glued the cat to the decking.
:thumb:
Look at me, i'm Laura Ingles
Ha ha taking care of the other half and looking after the kids (or kittens)
PS: Puppies are better than kittens :thumb:
I was expecting Rubbeskin to say this...
You don’t really see many pussys when you're used to having so many dogs around
Now theres an offer
You and your innuendos
Pic is halway through a rapid backwards descent
That tree is huge! you really do live in the forest
I've just been through a world of shit.
Every house has one of THOSE cupboards, right? You know the ones I mean. We call ours the black hole.
Well I needed to find something that was in there. Tentative exploration at the front did not show any sign of it, so I had no choice but to start taking things out. :nervous:
I took everything out that was on the floor and the low shelves. I left the high shelves alone because they're occupied by Mr M's toolbox and powertools and stuff.
There was stuff in there that hadn't seen the light of day for years. There was stuff in there I don't remember ever seeing before! Spiders and dust bunnies were running for their lives and I think I discovered a new civilisation at the back. But did I find the thing I wanted?! No! :no:
Then... just as I was laying there (yes, laying, so I could reach the back under the shelves) on the cupboard floor, hair in my eyes, covered in dust and feeling mightily pissed off, I looked up and what did I see just poking out over the edge of the high shelf where it shouldn't even have been at all?
The air was blue. :impissed: