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OMG!! World War 3 has begun!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6415531.stm

Head for the bunkers!!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We need a good war every few years so we're ready for when we next fight the Germans!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6415531.stm

    Head for the bunkers!!

    :lol: Oh Dear.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not Liechtenstein :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote: »
    Not Liechtenstein :(

    Its ok .. come with me .. follow me .. into this dark .. bunker ..i'll look after you ;):naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Its ok .. come with me .. follow me .. into this dark .. bunker ..i'll look after you ;):naughty:

    It's a trick, He said the same thing when Malta invaded Tonga.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thats a risk I"m willing to take ;)

    I'm so scared and cold... its so dark.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote: »
    Thats a risk I"m willing to take ;)

    I'm so scared and cold... its so dark.

    Its ok i'll protect you .. oops looks like theres only a single bed in this rather luxorious bunker .. you don't mind sharing? ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Almost as bad as when the British army carried out an assault on a Spanish beach resort because they missed Gibraltar.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "It was all so dark" :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I knew their famed neutrality was just a front for much more nefarious ambitions :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well seems to be a media blackout over this .. prepare yourselfs ..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Thunderstruck wrote: »
    I knew their famed neutrality was just a front for much more nefarious ambitions :D
    Soon they will gather all the worlds pen knives and invade for real, with the might of the swiss army knife behind them, nothing will stop the swiss invasion!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote: »
    Soon they will gather all the worlds pen knives and invade for real, with the might of the swiss army knife behind them, nothing will stop the swiss invasion!!

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote: »
    Soon they will gather all the worlds pen knives and invade for real, with the might of the swiss army knife behind them, nothing will stop the swiss invasion!!

    Look out world, they've got corkscrews :shocking:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If anyone is going to start WWIII it's gonna be Canada... can't trust em...:impissed:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    From the BBC site:
    A 171-strong Swiss company got two kilometres into its neighbour before realising the mistake and heading back.

    I'll bet that's the entire Swiss army as well. ALL OUT ASSAULT!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sounds like the Swiss Army Knife needs a compass...
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