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Stupid Callum!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
:banghead:

My friend is an IDIOT!! Arghhhh!!

Sarah was at the pub and so were we and it was karaoke night so I tried to impress her and I was singing disney girls by the beach boys and everything was going good and people seemed to look like they were enjoying my singing.

So callum decides it would be funny! or something!?!? to throw a sausage at me while I was mid song, and it hit me! Right on the face :crying:

So now im the laughing stock of the whole place including Sarah! And he just makes me SO mad that I dont even know what to do!!

arghhhh!!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: lmao, these posts have got to be piss takes right?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No no, I'm not joking and this isn't even the worst of it. Last week when Man united were playing Reading HE LOCKED ME OUTSIDE THE LIVING ROOM and he was saying wow yous have just scored a goal and my anger was just rising and rising and he said it again and again. I didnt know if he was joking or not as it was in such a short period but then he let me in and it was 3-0!

    I could of almost cried but I kept it in and then when the replays came on he jumped on me and put a pillow on my face so i couldn't even see them!!

    GRRRR I dont know why I call him a friend!!

    But last night has tipped me over the edge!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Evaporated wrote: »
    No no, I'm not joking and this isn't even the worst of it. Last week when Man united were playing Reading HE LOCKED ME OUTSIDE THE LIVING ROOM and he was saying wow yous have just scored a goal and my anger was just rising and rising and he said it again and again. I didnt know if he was joking or not as it was in such a short period but then he let me in and it was 3-0!

    I could of almost cried but I kept it in and then when the replays came on he jumped on me and put a pillow on my face so i couldn't even see them!!

    GRRRR I dont know why I call him a friend!!

    But last night has tipped me over the edge!!!

    how old are you?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't know how many times I've told people on this forum to watch out for people called Callum throwing sausages at them when they're on kareoke but does anybody listen? Do they fuck.

    Do a search if you don't beleive me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bri-namite wrote: »
    I don't know how many times I've told people on this forum to watch out for people called Callum throwing sausages at them when they're on kareoke but does anybody listen? Do they fuck.

    Do a search if you don't beleive me.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that's really not cool. i wouldn't hang around people like that. and they'd definitely get a punch in the face for doing the sausage thing to me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote: »
    how old are you?

    16 alsmost 17
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well I've been invited out by some other people tonight and I think we will be getting drunk :D

    No Sarah, no Callum.

    Its going to be the best Saturday ever!!!!!!1 :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    omg! :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: Pretty fucking funny though!

    Its gotta be a piss-take ?

    :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If thois is true then I don't know what your prob is - laugh and ger your own back *evil*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You'll find that people who get the piss taken out of are usually the ones who are kinda serious. So their mates play jokes on them because they want you to lighten up! So just take the piss back :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'da gone sick if this happened to me...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sock him one in the goonies...

    and never try to impress a girl with karaoke when you are in the breaking of voice phase.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    QwELL i was takin out tnogihth and I had a really weird trime!!!

    Its early in the morning and mt fingernail is broje :o

    No sign of Sarah

    No sign of Callum

    I went out to town in Newcastle and i got in plaved and omg IM REALY DRUNK and i duuno im so drunk.?!?!?!

    I went to rewind and there was lots of craxy people one came up to me ans said why i am here and i said for fun and he pushed me but that was ok we laughed it off.

    then we went to LIQUID :o omg it was really loud ans we were jumpion all over really good really good
    next it was place called bahar

    i was drunk now and i dunnio what happened but i aked a girl if she wanted to daNCE AND SHE SAID NO BUT THATS IOOK

    then we got a taxiand laffed in te taxi omg it was really good BEST SATURDAY EVERRRRRR

    so its all good and ithink im over callum and saragh so woo hooo!

    :):):)L):)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Stop naming names will ya? Haha only messing mucker.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Callum and Sarah were together last night.

    I think they might be getting to be an item.

    :no:

    Its like my life is cursed.

    :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Evaporated wrote: »

    to throw a sausage at me while I was mid song, and it hit me! Right on the face :crying:

    Mmmm sausage :yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In some cultures, throwing a sausage at someone is the ultimate gesture of affection.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Evaporated wrote: »
    Callum and Sarah were together last night.

    I think they might be getting to be an item.

    :no:

    Its like my life is cursed.

    :crying:

    There is bigger problems you might have right now. Look around, you are just wee.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Evaporated wrote: »
    so its all good and ithink im over callum and saragh so woo hooo!

    Evaporated wrote: »
    Callum and Sarah were together last night.

    I think they might be getting to be an item.

    :no:

    Its like my life is cursed.

    :crying:

    :D

    Ah to be young and in love!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Things are just getting worse and WORSE!!!

    At college this morning I was just sitting!!! on the wall and callum walks over to me and he says him and sarah!!!!:banghead: watched a movie last night.

    At this point my heart is in the BIGGEST distress and I am shaking with fury.

    So i say to callum :banghead: :banghead: I say to Callum that me and Sarah kissed at the karaoke. I dont know why i said it but i said it!!!

    So he rings sarah on her mobile. HE HAS HER NUMBER :shocking: :shocking: :shocking: He rings her and he goes he asks if we shared a kiss :crying: and then he says i said we did.

    He tried to give me the phone but I just ran and ran. Now im home and i need to get my anger!!!!! out!!!!!

    ARGHHHHHHHHHH IDIOTS!!¬!!

    :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is Sarah a bisexual because if she isn't then you're wasting you time.

    ETA:Please don't tell me you're a guy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im a guy yeah and she is straight.

    :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No offence mate but you come across as a 13 yr old girl who's just experienced her first crush. The boy callum doesn't sound much better. Have you tried talking to Sarah about your feelings?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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