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Bff
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Would you fish a turd outta the toilet if your best mate asked you to?
N.B:
This request would not be derived out of sadistic pleasure.
Said best mate would have a good reason.
N.B:
This request would not be derived out of sadistic pleasure.
Said best mate would have a good reason.
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:eek2:
What would be a good enough reason to have to do that?!
On a serious note, I wouldn't have a mate who would even ask that so, no.
Someone could have swallowed a key to a locker that had a bag full of old stolen cash they just dug up. :yes:
But since that would never happen, if asked I think it would be time to find myself a new friend.
Then I would ask why they couldn't dig it out themselves.
In answer to the question, if they paid me lots of money then I possibly would do it. But it would have to be lots of money.
If it was really important of course. I'd do (and did) a lot more for my friends.
Well because the person who swallowed the key is neither one of you and the swallower is currently handcuffed to a radiator and only has one hand and would want that key for the money for his own personal use and wouldn't share with you, or something along those lines...
If that was the case, then I think I would just laugh
If I was free then I wouldn't care that someone was stupid enough to handcuff themselves to a radiator and then swallow the key. See, I wouldn't do it then, either
But it does slightly remind me what happened to a fella I know, was at his girlfriends house once and done a shit in the toilet. Realised that the flush didn't work, was so scared to have to tell them he put his hand down and manually flushed it. :sour: