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blumpkin anyone?
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now here is a dilema for you all,i recently tried what is known as 'blumpkin' with my girlfriend.
now for those of you who do not know what i mean,here is the official definition.
To receive fellatio whilst depositing faeces on the lavatory
'ooh that was a great bit of blumpkin i' wouldn't go in there for a while, nice bit of head on the shitter'
anyone else tried it?any thoughts?
now for those of you who do not know what i mean,here is the official definition.
To receive fellatio whilst depositing faeces on the lavatory
'ooh that was a great bit of blumpkin i' wouldn't go in there for a while, nice bit of head on the shitter'
anyone else tried it?any thoughts?
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Call me old fashioned, but I think its best to wait until someones finished their poo before giving them oral sex.
Each to their own
That's not really a dilemma, you're just...putting it out there really.
Not my sort of thing. Poo...sucking off...no....thank you, but no...
So what, your birds sucks you off while you take a shit in the bog? When I go for a number 2 it's just me & FHM.
A dilemma is a state of indecision between two alternatives. I go with what everyone else is saying .. what is the dilemma? You like being sucked off while taking a dump. Ew! But if you are not forcing anyone and the other person is happy with performing it on you while you squeeze a loaf ... strangle a gorgan ... curl a putty, then just go for it ...