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Drunken mutterings?
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Had a fab night out last night, was my best mates 18th and someone managed to get particularly muntered on cocktails... anyways, I got to the point of saying "I drink I'm thunk" then spent twenty minutes wondering why everyone was pissing themselves laughing. So my question is this- what fantastic lines has anyone come out with when inebriated, and have they gone down in history to be brought up every time you go out? As I feel mine may do...:banghead:
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when im drunk i never stop talking. oh no wait, thats all the time.
To everyone I see after a few voddies
OR
"Look at the state of her, what the hell has she come as? dirty bitch"
To everyone in a skirt above the knee, and a top showing more than one centimetre of cleavage, as i parade around with my boobs on show!
We must go drinking
Its been ages since I've drank in public so I cannot think of any
Was arguing with a bouncer (like you do after a few too many), I wanted to go into a club to get my mate and he wouldn't let me, he said "You're barred" i said "i don't wanna go in anyway it's SHIT" (had been arguing for about 20 minutes to get in)
He said "you look like a Ballerina" and i said "yes that was the intention, whereas you just like like a Twat!"
Oh and a guy asked me where i was going i said "am going to get some Frickin' chicken" Dunno why i said that, but it definately caught on...
We are very drol cyn i apolog now for me. I pp very drunk 't,:-)'t now. Im sorry.gb ha i like u 8 now.Pl ha u are nice. Ha. I am divol. It. I apologize. I an drunk but i ere not mean to. Pc ha I am late. I will be there a
ive done worse tho!!
one time me and 3 mates went to a quiz done the union and i got veery drunk - when the guy was saying whod won i for some reason thought we had (we hadn't - wed come last!) and got up and started walking to the stage. man then told me that NO i HADNT won and i made a face and shouted FUCK!! reeally loudly.
.. havent been to the quiz since lol
now every time i lose at something everyone shouts FUCK really loudly and sniggers at me!! no fair..
haha that made me laugh! how embarassing
once after a night out the DJ was outside at the end of the night and i told him he was shit because he never played my requests and he would only ever play my friends requests if he bought him a drink, like bribing him! i was very drunk and felt a bit bad afterwards. but he was shit. so there.
I was in the waiting room of my GP's when a woman asked for an apartment to see the doctor and a repeat description
"Safety Bus! Up your bum."
When I went to the meeting, I was not so subtly reminded of it by everyone singing it to me as I walked in
Something run by our Student Union, its a minibus you can call up at night and it works a bit like a taxi except you might end up on it with loads of people rather than just you, its only £1 wherever you go and its run by students!
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I have no drunken quotes off the top of my head. Which is pretty bad, cos I usually come out with all kinds of drunken crap.
And :
"I think I should drop shrinking... strop drinking... STOP DRINKING"
Me: What perfume are you wearing?
Random Guy: Errrr none, why?
Me: You smell soooo nice, you should bottle your smell and call it [insert random guys name here]
and when i say their name, I kinda wave my hand as if i'm showing them something.
Class....something me or someof my mates would do.
pretty messed up meself 2nite...off pills for good while, if not for good...got offered them for free 2nite and refused, the first step till getting off them.,but for coke thats a different story, very drunk,stoned and sniffed half a g 2nite..staff partym great crac,.
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