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Oh Bollards

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Laughed my fucking ass off.

Bollards are there for a reason, fuckwits

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: Classic
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    :lol:

    That's hilarious! Hehe.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Funny. I love how on the black car, everybody inside the car just books it out of there.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's funny because so many people try it.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Hahahaha!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats in manchester! its been in the news because they've only put them there just recently and they're not well signposted i don't think.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: Fucking tards!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    thats in manchester! its been in the news because they've only put them there just recently and they're not well signposted i don't think.


    they are well sign posted by big glowing no entry signs either side of the street entrance, people were trying to follow buses though.

    makes it even funnier :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the music makes it so much more funny!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lost+confused wrote:
    the music makes it so much more funny!!!
    I thought that too.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :p They can suit themselves.
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    silly knobs!!

    Why does the owner of the black car react as though he has just ran over a class of school children...shouldnt have tried it in the first place silly!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Reminds me of the time we were going into central station to catch a train to Prestwick Airport and my uncle stopped too far away from the ticket machine that he took longer to grab it. We only just made it through when the barrier started coming down and just missed the back of the car!

    Another time my grandad tried to skip the charge at the airport by racking after the car in front. We almost made it :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hope he got a bollocking later by his mrs. haha :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that is SO funny!

    i walked past another car that was stuck on them the other day in manchester too, everyone was crowded round haha and said he tried to get in after a bus...you just wouldnt try it would ya!
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Matey in the black car wasn't wearing his seatbelt and cracked his head, and then the passenger in the Iveco smashes the windscreen with his head. Must have hurt.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Skive wrote:
    Matey in the black car wasn't wearing his seatbelt and cracked his head, and then the passenger in the Iveco smashes the windscreen with his head. Must have hurt.

    Yeah.

    Oh well, if are going to try to cheat it... at least observe how fast they come back up BEFORE ramming through.

    Or buy one of the little triggers in the busses or RM vans. I bet they aren't hard to get or make.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It was funny except for the second guy - who had kids in the car. What a fucking dickhead.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So whats on the other side of the poles that people want so bad?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    So whats on the other side of the poles that people want so bad?

    In Manchester where it's filmed... it leads to the shops, an entertainment complex called The Printworks... nothing too exciting, really. It's just all pedestrianised except for buses and taxis to make it safer for shoppers.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ahh, I see, are they tring to use it for a short cut then? Thats even more funny that cars aren't even allowed in it and they are trying :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Ahh, I see, are they tring to use it for a short cut then? Thats even more funny that cars aren't even allowed in it and they are trying :p

    Yeah, they're not allowed to drive through, only buses are allowed through (and occasionally taxis I think).

    What makes me laugh is that people can actually be that stupid when they know what will happen...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Some guy in my home town tried to sue the council for having his car written off after having a bollard come through the bottom of it... Didn't go anywhere though, unsurprisingly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How stupid are they?! :lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is there not enough space between the lamp post and the bollard for a small car to fit through?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Babyshambler wrote:
    It's just all pedestrianised except for buses and taxis to make it safer for shoppers.
    Irony?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Matey in the black car wasn't wearing his seatbelt and cracked his head, and then the passenger in the Iveco smashes the windscreen with his head. Must have hurt.
    And doesnt it just serve them fucking well right? What morons. As if you'd try it. Especially with your family and kids in the car.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    aahh, just watched it and thought it was a practical joke or something and thought thats out of order

    only after reading your posts i realised that its sign posted etc, serves them right in that case.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: classic!! We should get them in NZ
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