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Lonely hearts ad's

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Gin laden 1800's saucy strumpet seeks 19th Century gentleman for shilling's worth of fun.

Unmanageable corset supplied. Jack the Rippers need not apply.

:)

Any better ones ?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Young, single, desperate with own teeth!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bubbly fat chick with GSOH, N/S. WLTM VGL tall dark and handsome man for LTR into BDSM and quiet country walks.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    Bubbly fat chick with GSOH, N/S. WLTM VGL tall dark and handsome man for LTR into BDSM and quiet country walks.

    WTF?
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Young archaeology student seeks old lady, for tender relationship and study.

    (that was an actual ad posted on a newspaper)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you like pina colada's, getting caught in the rain, if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape. Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape.

    yeah... I'm leaving now
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Lazy man seeks young sexy woman for LTR, must enjoy cooking and cleaning, must be willing to pay rent.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    2004 FORD FOCUS 1753 cc Zetec
    5 Doors, Manual, Hatchback, Diesel, 39,111 miles, Red, 1 Owner(s), PAS, Rear wiper, 3x3 point rear seat belts, Drivers airbag, Passenger airbag, Side airbags, ABS, Remote central locking, Immobiliser, Height adjustable drivers seat, Steering wheel reach adjustment, Steering wheel rake adjustment, Front electric windows, Folding rear seats, Front head restraints, Rear headrests, Sports seats, Alloy wheels, Cloth seat trim, Space saver spare wheel, Front fog lights, Body coloured bumpers, Solid Paint, Radio/CD, Audio remote control. £7,400.

    wrong kind of advert ?:confused:
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