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Calorific cum??

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
i only recently found out the other day that the average spurting of male cum is worth about 1000-2000 calories, or the daily allowance for a woman to consume!

now i know this is slightly crude talking about cum swallowing etc but hey its the sex forum be a bit open minded..

is this fact true? and how come the cum is so calorific?? i realise it contains protein and vitamins but god! no wonder boys eat so much if theyre banging out a few thousand calories every time they have a wank!

its made me rethink my entire view on cum -swallowing:impissed:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no its not true.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hope you'll never complain when a bloke rolls over and goes straight to sleep now.
    It's bloody tiring work, and now I know why! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i read that it has between 5-25 calories, per average ejaculate.

    1000-2000 calories :lol::lol: im glad thats not true. I think i'd be fat if it was.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Scarlet Pimpernell wrote:
    the average spurting of male cum is worth about 1000-2000 calories

    I' rather have a roast dinner or two :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://nawtythings.com/penis.html

    "approximately 5 calories in a teaspoon" That'd make about 10-15 in the average ejaculation. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ha well thats a relief- i shall continue to 'sip from the fountain':naughty:

    loved the penis facts as well from that article- why cant we have a penis party in england??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Scarlet Pimpernell wrote:
    ha well thats a relief- i shall continue to 'sip from the fountain':naughty:

    loved the penis facts as well from that article- why cant we have a penis party in england??

    don't dare us thesiters!!


    Glad it turned out to be false, this calory thingy. and it would be a perfect calory mix for bodybuilders... that'd be nasty.
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