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A woman is comatose in a hospital...
When the nurse comes in to wash her, she notices little moans and amplitudes on the instruments she's plugged in to, when she washes her "privates. She henceforth tells the doctor who calls the husband. After the husband arrived in the hospital the doctor told him about it, "I think the cure for your wife could be oral sex."
The man thinks about it... steps into the room and the doctor and the nurse close the door to leave him alone.
After 5 minutes the instruments are bleeping like mad, the door opens and the husband comes out.
He zips up his trousers and said, "I think she suffocated."
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHA.... fuck that's golden *wipes tear*
When the nurse comes in to wash her, she notices little moans and amplitudes on the instruments she's plugged in to, when she washes her "privates. She henceforth tells the doctor who calls the husband. After the husband arrived in the hospital the doctor told him about it, "I think the cure for your wife could be oral sex."
The man thinks about it... steps into the room and the doctor and the nurse close the door to leave him alone.
After 5 minutes the instruments are bleeping like mad, the door opens and the husband comes out.
He zips up his trousers and said, "I think she suffocated."
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAHA.... fuck that's golden *wipes tear*
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