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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Does anyone know what the term 'donkey kick' means?

Thankyou.

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    smitherzsmitherz Posts: 968 Part of The Mix Family
    !!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donkey+kick

    A close relative of the donkey punch; equally as degrating. This can be accomplished by:

    1. Mount the female from behind. Her rear end must be up and face flat on the bed (bonus points for dirt/concrete).

    2. Though sodomy is prefered, place your penis in either hole.

    3. Place your foot on her head and begin intercourse. (bonus points for foot in the mouth)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    beat ya :p


    I know, you bitch :mad: i was determined to get there first as well!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cheers. Heard it somewhere, only he wouldn't explain what it meant- I understand why now!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    . Place your foot on her head and begin intercourse. (bonus points for foot in the mouth)

    Now thats got to be a new postion.. And a hard one?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CoolMe wrote:
    Now thats got to be a new postion.. And a hard one?

    That's what i thought, i won't be trying it anytime soon.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah, it sounds a bit difficult! Not sure I like the idea of being restrained by his foot on my head either lol.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no i dont think thats top of my things to do!!! haha :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah, click yourself through the urbandictionary sex positions/maneuvres.

    Strawberry shortcake, donkey punch, houdini, cinncinatti bowtie, blumpkin.

    those are hilarious.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote:
    , cinncinatti bowtie

    isnt there...

    blumpkin is disgusting!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    houdini
    As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.

    :lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blah wrote:
    baby yoghurt
    Lol
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