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Giraffe on an aircraft carrier?

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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    no.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well what happens if you dont like snakes, or flying for that matter?
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    that giraffe is twice the size of the carrier! where the hell did you find him?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    that giraffe is twice the size of the carrier! where the hell did you find him?

    the giraffe is standing closer to the camera than the aircraft carrier is

    unless tis a mutant giraffe
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How random.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    the giraffe is standing closer to the camera than the aircraft carrier is

    unless tis a mutant giraffe

    The latter I believe.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it doesnt seem to be too far fetched an idea for a thesite.org movie :yippe:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmmm. A good film needs a sense of peril. And a giraffe on a big ship.....that's not perilous in the least.

    Now....

    If it was a mutant zombie giraffe that ate brains and was channeling the conscious of an ancient civilisation, on the weekend that the Predators had their annual 'hunt an action hero' weekend in Vegas and all the action took place in a casino, the same casino that the hero (I vote Bruce Willis) lost all his money, the only woman he ever loved and a blue eyed dog called Sparky......and this casino had been rigged to blow if it went over 88 miles an hour and went BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!...a dystopian future where everyone looks like Rutger Hauer and there was a lengthy dialogue about actions being like tears in the rain, then maybe, just maybe you'd get my bum on a seat.

    But then again, maybe not. Not enough sex in it for my liking.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    Hmmm. A good film needs a sense of peril. And a giraffe on a big ship.....that's not perilous in the least.

    Now....

    If it was a mutant zombie giraffe that ate brains and was channeling the conscious of an ancient civilisation, on the weekend that the Predators had their annual 'hunt an action hero' weekend in Vegas and all the action took place in a casino, the same casino that the hero (I vote Bruce Willis) lost all his money, the only woman he ever loved and a blue eyed dog called Sparky......and this casino had been rigged to blow if it went over 88 miles an hour and went BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!...a dystopian future where everyone looks like Rutger Hauer and there was a lengthy dialogue about actions being like tears in the rain, then maybe, just maybe you'd get my bum on a seat.

    But then again, maybe not. Not enough sex in it for my liking.


    You have to much time on your hands.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    Hmmm. A good film needs a sense of peril. And a giraffe on a big ship.....that's not perilous in the least.

    Now....

    If it was a mutant zombie giraffe that ate brains and was channeling the conscious of an ancient civilisation, on the weekend that the Predators had their annual 'hunt an action hero' weekend in Vegas and all the action took place in a casino, the same casino that the hero (I vote Bruce Willis) lost all his money, the only woman he ever loved and a blue eyed dog called Sparky......and this casino had been rigged to blow if it went over 88 miles an hour and went BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!...a dystopian future where everyone looks like Rutger Hauer and there was a lengthy dialogue about actions being like tears in the rain, then maybe, just maybe you'd get my bum on a seat.

    But then again, maybe not. Not enough sex in it for my liking.
    :heart:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Orly?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    Hmmm. A good film needs a sense of peril. And a giraffe on a big ship.....that's not perilous in the least.

    Now....

    If it was a mutant zombie giraffe that ate brains and was channeling the conscious of an ancient civilisation, on the weekend that the Predators had their annual 'hunt an action hero' weekend in Vegas and all the action took place in a casino, the same casino that the hero (I vote Bruce Willis) lost all his money, the only woman he ever loved and a blue eyed dog called Sparky......and this casino had been rigged to blow if it went over 88 miles an hour and went BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!...a dystopian future where everyone looks like Rutger Hauer and there was a lengthy dialogue about actions being like tears in the rain, then maybe, just maybe you'd get my bum on a seat.

    But then again, maybe not. Not enough sex in it for my liking.

    the mutant giraffe finds a lady giraffe and you get a 5 min scene of long necked giraffe loving?
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