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'Masturbate-a-thon' gets under way

Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006 in Sex & Relationships

would you participate for charity?

http://news.aol.co.uk/article.adp?id=20060805055409990005

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JsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit

August 2006

http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?t=103762

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

you can actually sign up hre

http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

In the article, I can't help but notice it says: "Around five people are aiming to break the masturbation record". It goes on to note the records are "eight-and-a-half hours for a man and six hours 20 minutes for a woman".

How the hell can any man keep wanking for eight and a half hours?!

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

stargalaxy wrote:

In the article, I can't help but notice it says: "Around five people are aiming to break the masturbation record". It goes on to note the records are "eight-and-a-half hours for a man and six hours 20 minutes for a woman".

How the hell can any man keep wanking for eight and a half hours?!

I don't know but do you think they do drug tests for viagra? that would be cheating if they did that...kinda like taking roids for cycling.

i could not go for 8 hours who ever guy can do that they should hire him for porn...im thinking that would be dangerous to ones health you could actually damage the nerves in your penis wanking that much.

I could understand if it was a blow job for 8 hours from different women but wanking...i would get bored.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

Snerd wrote:

I don't know but do you think they do drug tests for viagra? that would be cheating if they did that...kinda like taking roids for cycling.

i could not go for 8 hours who ever guy can do that they should hire him for porn...im thinking that would be dangerous to ones health you could actually damage the nerves in your penis wanking that much.

I could understand if it was a blow job for 8 hours from different women but wanking...i would get bored.

An eight-hour blowjob? Can any man seriously contain his load for that long?

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

If I'm with a new bird who is fit, then 8 minutes for a blowjob is good going :thumb:

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

I can manage to drag a wank out for an hour or so but no longer than that.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

So what's the record for a shortest wank?
:chin:

And yeah, I would do it, if I was anywhere near Clerkenwell...

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

bunglenutter wrote:

Fridays for me used to be affectionately known as "Super-Wank Night" as I'd be off the next day so I was up all night at it. Sitting through movies and all - not pornos, actual movies like Fargo or Once Upon a Time in China. Not that I was wanking over these particular movies...went for a couple of hours mind. Beautiful story eh?

Fargo takes a totally different meaning when you think about sex. So do a lot of movie titles.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

migpilot wrote:

So what's the record for a shortest wank?
:chin:

And yeah, I would do it, if I was anywhere near Clerkenwell...

One pull probably? If I'm really really horny and am watching a porno, it doesn't take long. Seen a program or something of some man who can cum 3 times inside 9 minutes, that's some going. :crazyeyes

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

turlough wrote:

One pull probably? If I'm really really horny and am watching a porno, it doesn't take long. Seen a program or something of some man who can cum 3 times inside 9 minutes, that's some going. :crazyeyes

I was thinking seconds.
One of my friends claimed she can make any man come within 15 seconds.
Trust me, she can!

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

bunglenutter wrote:

speaking from experience eh

well obviously.
:rolleyes:

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

stargalaxy wrote:

An eight-hour blowjob? Can any man seriously contain his load for that long?

well with a good 20 minute rest period i believe...i dont think its continous ya know?

it would be sorta like finished, rest, next, finished, rest next and so on.

for 8 hours.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

but why?....

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

migpilot wrote:

but why?....

well for charity beats wanking it don't ya think? imagine how tired your arm would be i couldnt even imagine the fatigue that would set in 8 hours is pretty long.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

Snerd wrote:

well for charity beats wanking it don't ya think? imagine how tired your arm would be i couldnt even imagine the fatigue that would set in 8 hours is pretty long.

Oh right, for charity, yeah...
You'd be able to switch hands won't you, or bring your girlfriend to help, i don't see anywhere in the rules that you wouldn't be able to...
Imagine that...
"Darling, I've got this charity thing coming up and I need your help with something..."
hehe

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

migpilot wrote:

Oh right, for charity, yeah...
You'd be able to switch hands won't you, or bring your girlfriend to help, i don't see anywhere in the rules that you wouldn't be able to...
Imagine that...
"Darling, I've got this charity thing coming up and I need your help with something..."
hehe

i would of thought masterbating would exclude external human help. Then again its a fund raiser not a compition, i doubt theres set rules

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

olaola wrote:

i would of thought mensterbating would exclude external human help. Then again its a fund raiser not a compition, i doubt theres set rules

Masturbation - Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

migpilot wrote:

Masturbation - Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse

:thumb:

cant argue with the dictionary:banghead:

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

lol sweet, I love watching girls masterbate so I would of gone given half the chance, just for the perving lol

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

at this whole thread

Im so easily amused :thumb:

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

u know it's gona turn into a mass orgy

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

wishful thinking, eh?

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

migpilot wrote:

Oh right, for charity, yeah...
You'd be able to switch hands won't you, or bring your girlfriend to help, i don't see anywhere in the rules that you wouldn't be able to...
Imagine that...
"Darling, I've got this charity thing coming up and I need your help with something..."
hehe

"Could you give me 'a hand'"

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

August 2006

turlough wrote:

I can manage to drag a wank out for an hour or so but no longer than that.

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