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pimp my snack hitting the big time

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Can anyone remember the pimp my snack thread? well its now being featured (as we post) on the f-word :hyper: Dont ask me why im excited lol

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha, I just thought that too.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I want the pimped custard cream as my wedding cake :heart:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    I want the pimped custard cream as my wedding cake :heart:

    :lol: Dont we all
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I want the Jammy Dodger :yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    I want the Jammy Dodger :yum:

    I'm the clumsiest eater in the history of the world and couldn't stand the idea of jam all down the front of my lovely white dress.

    Otherwise it would deffo be the dodger. :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You could use a knife and fork, sitting at a table with a bib?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    You could use a knife and fork, sitting at a table with a bib?

    Why is bib the best word ever?

    I'm just sat here saying bib to myself and laughing...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    You could use a knife and fork, sitting at a table with a bib?

    :lol:
    I'm the clumsiest eater in the history of the world and couldn't stand the idea of jam all down the front of my lovely white dress.

    And I thought I was bad enough - most evening I do end up with food of some sort on my t-shirt after dinner...:o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Babyshambler wrote:
    Why is bib the best word ever?

    I'm just sat here saying bib to myself and laughing...
    :lol: You fruitcake!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    You could use a knife and fork, sitting at a table with a bib?

    You underestimate my clumsiness :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cut a hole in a bin bag and put that over yourself in order to cover your dress. Then get someone else to spoonfeed it to you :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    :lol: You fruitcake!

    Serious! I'm just like '...BIB! Hahahahahahahaa!'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Cut a hole in a bin bag and put that over yourself in order to cover your dress. Then get someone else to spoonfeed it to you :p

    :lol: Kaffrin isn't a baby!:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sofie wrote:
    :lol: Kaffrin isn't a baby!:p

    As I was typing a reply to this along the lines of 'no, course not, I'm a adult dammit', a skip fell out of my mouth and stuck to my shirt.

    The bin bag idea is a winner :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    As I was typing a reply to this along the lines of 'no, course not, I'm a adult dammit', a skip fell out of my mouth and stuck to my shirt.

    The bin bag idea is a winner :thumb:

    :lol: I really shouldn/'t be laughing; in the past I've drank out of a cup and managed to spill it over me!:blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe you should have a bin-bag-bib as well, or a straw :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    I do this on a daily basis.

    :yes:

    I'm a clumsy drinker too. Actually I'm a clumsy everything-er.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Maybe you should have a bin-bag-bib as well, or a straw :p

    Who was that aimed at?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sophia.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    I need one of those plastic bibs that you can scoop all the food out of at the end and eat it :D

    :lol:

    Best kind. We don't want to be wasteful now. I get really annoyed when I'm eating something really, really nice, have saved the best bit til last and then DROP IT before it gets into my cake hole. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My mum's friend thought her little girl really liked tapioca, because she always emptied her bowl really quickly. Turned out she was spooning it straight into her pelican bib!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    Burst out laughing at this, because it's just so true. I'd give anything to be elegant and graceful and sophisticated, the kind of woman you can take out for dinner without getting chocolate cake all over herself, the table, you, your suit and your car...but it's just not meant to be :(

    Oh definitely. In my dreams I am like that. And I can wear heels and everything.

    Still, after all this time, Mr. Kaff has no illusions about my level of sophistication. He considers it a successful mealtime if, when we are finished, I haven't got any of my dinner on him.
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