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Hints and tips

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
just wondering if anyone had any hints and tips on anythink from sex to blowjobs? (gotta make sure i dont miss a trick):naughty:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well thats a very broad subject. Have a search thru previous posts in this section and most general questions are bound to be answered already.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    be gentle!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If the river runs red, take the dirt track :thumb:
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    my_name wrote:
    Well thats a very broad subject. Have a search thru previous posts in this section and most general questions are bound to be answered already.

    :yes: or you might want to have a look at TheSite's sex section if you haven't already.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Think wrote:
    anythink
    :eek2: It's spelt 'anything'.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this isnt a fucking thread about spelling. get over it would you
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nope :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Find the G-Spot and use it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote:
    If the river runs red, take the dirt track :thumb:

    nice and graphic.....in a somewhat gross way!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bunglenutter wrote:
    Here's some good advice to get you started.

    Insert your erect phallus into the woman's vagina.

    After that, the world is yours :P

    How romantic!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Screw larger girls. More cushion for the pushin'.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cubist sex is for squares.

    Never ask a girl to do it 'Monet' style. It creates the wrong impression.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do NOT sodomise unless you've asked first.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ^_^ wrote:
    Do NOT sodomise unless you've asked first.

    If you do say you slipt and say sorry...

    Do not go for a blowjob right after sodomising by mistake it will give a bad breath and kisses will more likely be requested afterward...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just dont have sex with me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    or even ask if you can make a jackson pollock, especially if its premature
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