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Strange, random 'growth'

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Hi, this is really weird. Certain parts of my anatomy were normal size, say about average. I'm not worried about my size anyway, never really been insecure about that. But it 'seemed' to be a lot bigger the other day, and got the tape measure out and :eek: but I don't know if it's just cos I've not had any for a while, so its grown a bit, but literally according to the tape measure, 2 inches is a fair bit!

Not had any complaints, but it wasnt gradual, literally 'popped up' overnight. I know girls when they get hormones can have breast size increases, but I thought I was about there, and I'm just shocked. Anyone else had any similar experience? This is going to sound really up myself, I was just shocked and a bit 'omg', it doesn't 'seem' that normal to me. My philosophy is 'as long as it works, then dont complain', and I'm not complaining, its just a bit weird.

Like I've been visited by the cock fairy.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:
    Like I've been visited by the cock fairy.

    LMAO. POST OF THE WEEK.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MattLiverpool wrote:
    have you been doing kegal exercises or anything? taking any tablets?

    lol what matt's really asking is, what's your secret??.....

    hey dude at least you didn't wake up and it had shrunk 2 inches, lol can you imagine :shocking:
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    smitherzsmitherz Posts: 968 Part of The Mix Family
    Senor Miguel wrote:
    hey dude at least you didn't wake up and it had shrunk 2 inches, lol can you imagine :shocking:

    Lmao, yea you should enjoy your new sized penis! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    LMAO. POST OF THE WEEK.
    :lol: :yes:

    did you sleep with it under your pillow?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MattLiverpool wrote:
    have you been doing kegal exercises or anything? taking any tablets?

    nope.... :confused: drinking alcohol? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:
    Like I've been visited by the cock fairy.
    wasnt anything to do with that hot piece of ass you found next to you in bed when you woke up was it?


    david_hasslehoff_noshirt.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    wasnt anything to do with that hot piece of ass you found next to you in bed when you woke up was it?


    david_hasslehoff_noshirt.jpg

    jesus. my pants peeled off as if by MAGIC.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    jesus. my pants peeled off as if by MAGIC.

    funny, ive never managed to get any woman ive met to do that before
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    :lol: :yes:

    did you sleep with it under your pillow?

    maybe even in it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    wasnt anything to do with that hot piece of ass you found next to you in bed when you woke up was it?


    david_hasslehoff_noshirt.jpg

    *swoons*

    thats set me up for the day!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:
    ... but literally according to the tape measure, 2 inches is a fair bit!

    Bastard! I've been wanking myself silly just to get 1/3rd of an inch improvement!!!! :p

    Erm .. you havent got your inches and centimeters mixed up have you ... ? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    didnt it even grow when you saw that picture of the hoffmeister then Teagan?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think it's gone down a bit now, it seems more normal size, though from a quick handspan measurement (lol) it's still bigger than it used to be. Was literally ridiculous though, I'm sure you can imagine. Maybe because I was horny and hadn't had any for a while it grew extra extra large?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    didnt it even grow when you saw that picture of the hoffmeister then Teagan?

    :lol: Nah! The memories of his awful German singing videos makes him as exciting as bookshelf space ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:
    I think it's gone down a bit now ...

    You sure that you didn't just have an erection ... ? :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When you are majorly turnt on it can be bigger than normal. Happens to the other half ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah ive heard on when ur extra horny and haavent had any for a bit then you are bigger :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:
    Like I've been visited by the cock fairy.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    best quote ever...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    lmao. Post Of The Week.

    Yess
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MattLiverpool wrote:
    taking any tablets?

    If he has, I want some too.
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