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Hoff gets kicked out of Wimbledon!

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
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http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/07/06/david_hasselhoff_gets_kicked_o.html

I love this bit
Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: “You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff.”

:lol:
Hes right you know. If thats not a reason to let someone in, then I just dont know WHAT is?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yep...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Id like to have seen them try and kick Chuck Norris out though!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    Id like to have seen them try and kick Chuck Norris out though!

    They could have by just asking the Hoff to escort him outside tbh...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    id go and watch a tennis match between the Hoff and Chuck Norris, ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!

    strawberries anyone?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chuck Norris does in fact live in a round house...
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    My,my. What would Sheriff John Bunnell say?
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    My,my. What would Sheriff John Bunnell say?
    "this TV legend tried to get bossy at Wimbledon! The only person he'll be bossing around now is his lawyer, IN THE COUNTY JAIL!"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    Id like to have seen them try and kick Chuck Norris out though!

    They wouldn't try. The second the thought of asking Chuck to leave became an electrical impulse in the brain of one of the guards, Chuck Norris would have roundhouse kicked said guard out of the stratosphere :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I saw Dodgeball for the first time last night... The Hoff and Norris :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    I saw Dodgeball for the first time last night... The Hoff and Norris :thumb:

    Dodgeball is damn good... Love the Norris bit at the end!! :lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Dodgeball is damn good... Love the Norris bit at the end!! :lol::lol:

    :lol: That was the best.
    Spare me... I won that tournament... fucking Chuck Norris!
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