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Anybody been attacked by aliens?

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
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It's the day for it and all.............:o

Any outworlder generated mayhem? Big fuck off flying saucers goosing people? Little green men trying to buy Reader's Wives in the local newsagents and getting ID'ed?

Anything?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the guy that flew the fighter jet into the weapon on the alien space craft in independance day

    he was kidnapped or something
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can I borrow a donut pillow from anybody?
    I won't be able to poop for a week.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh my god, not Randy Quaid!

    They must have seen the film and are taking out the strongest resistance!

    Get Will Smith and Bill Pullman to an underground shelter or humanity.....is......DOOMED!!!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Can I borrow a donut pillow from anybody?
    I won't be able to poop for a week.

    Oh my god, where you with Randy Quaid?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't want to think about it. :( It was inhumane the things they did to him. I will never look at a weed whacker the same way again. Oh Randy, why, WHY.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh Randy :(

    He should have stuck to being an Amish bowling genius, you don't fuck with the Martians and get away with it.
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    I was sure that when I was about 10 I saw an alien aircraft. It was shaped like thunderbird 3 and everything and I was convinced that aliens were going to land.

    No-one believed me :(
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    What do you mean "it's the day for it"?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I did met some aliens once, they told me:"We come in peace" so I beat them to death and burried them somwhere...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    What do you mean "it's the day for it"?

    It's Independance Day.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Infinite wrote:
    It's Independance Day.
    Ah, right. I thought it was in June.

    As for aliens I've seen, none that I remember in reality (though I've seen other kinds of weird stuff). There have been several in my dreams though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    I did met some aliens once, they told me:"We come in peace" so I beat them to death and burried them somwhere...
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    I did met some aliens once, they told me:"We come in peace" so I beat them to death and burried them somwhere...
    ID4-9627.jpg

    if only
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    They get ma all the time mate...

    Bastards!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    ID4-9627.jpg

    if only

    :yes: :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    :yes: :thumb:

    Seconded! :yes: :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    last night i was anally probed by aliens
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blah wrote:
    last night i was anally probed by aliens

    is that why you are so happy today? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    is that why you are so happy today? :p

    hell yes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    J wrote:
    I swear my dreams are being controlled by some kind of alien race. Some of the stuff I've been seeing is just plain crazy, yet so full of detail and imagination it couldn't possibly have been made up by my little old brain...

    You would be surprise what yourbrain can come up with and in such details, if yours is controlled by alien, mine is probably controlled my evil forces...

    Also I think we just have a good imagination deep, deep down tbh...
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