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an oldy: chat up lines

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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hmm...i'm new so i don't know exactly how this works but..well..i just saw this thing on chat up lines and i thought i'd suggest a rather depressing one:
excuse me but..do u think i'll ever find anyone?<P class="body">u see..very depressing
may the panda be with u!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey I'm new here too, but don't worry I've had MUCH worse chat up lines from guys! My fave being...
    I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!<P class="body">So don't worry...
    BUT us gals usually don't like chat up lines, we'd much prefer you were yourself - ofcourse if using chat-up lines like that is really you, then use em..but you're not gonna get far! Don't worry u WILL find sum1 - but lose chat up lines like that!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    umm..yes i am a girl..it wasn't orginaly meant as a chat up line..i was just very drunk and insecure so possed the question..the bloke said no anyway...hmm..but i've had very bad experiences in the past everything depresses me now..i might just become a hermit
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oopps soz! Well u will understand wot I'm on about then? There are really sum VILE ones that have been used on me! So how are you goin in getting a boyfriend, then? I've just broke up with mine and find it much better 2 b single and free 2 go wiv whoeva u want, wheneva.. when under the influence of alcohol in a nightclub coz u usually regret that!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmm..yes..well...i don't go out much...due to the fact my parents have locked me in the house...and no body likes me very much so i don't get chatted up...or dare aproach people..i suppose if i went out more and it was dark i would be ok...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by marshmallowhead:
    hmm...i'm new so i don't know exactly how this works but..well..i just saw this thing on chat up lines and i thought i'd suggest a rather depressing one:
    excuse me but..do u think i'll ever find anyone?<P class="body">u see..very depressing<P class="body">
    <P class="body">
    Very honest, but probably a bit too depressing! I think this chat up line is going for the old sympathy ploy.... but would it ever work! I suspect that it wouldn't!

    Alan
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well yes i'm aware of that...don't u think it might intrigue people though? but yes your right..far too depressing...mind u..it sort of worked for me...not completely but sort of...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh I see... don't be 2 down on yourself! If you are then people will pick up on that and you will become unattractive 2 them! If you are positive and confident then you will instantly become more attractive! How old r u? If your parents won't let u out, don't worry the first time I went out was 2 days b4 my 17th birthday - altho I lied and said that I was going to a party!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yep i'm 17 and have often lied about going out...now they won't let me out of the house at all cos they think i am up to something and want to be on the safe side...(sigh) u see why i am down now? i have to cope with 'my' parents...(sigh)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mmmm damned parents.... Mine have got much better recently, finally! Well there are other ways of meeting lads - wot about college or school - altho I met my ex through a new school and believe me things r a bit tense now that he broke up with me. Where else? Well how about Youth Clubs? God I'm not much help am I? Well if it makes you feel better I'm having trouble with my love life-the fact that it's non-existent! Don't worry about your parents, they'll come round eventually I'm sure. Maybe you shud av a word wiv them? Maybe they might let you out but want u back at a reasonable hour, and if you come in on time then you will gain their trust and they will let you out later each time? Worth a try?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i tryed all of that and it doesn't work...me and the rest of the school hate eachother...and its not an extremely big school either...so there u have it...i'm screwed...doomed to spend weekends alone and finaly become a complete outcast with no confidence and no hope...what a way to die
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt; don't give up hope! Surely you have some close friends? I've never really been in your situation, I mean I don't have a wide circle of close friends, I have many acquintences (is that the right spellin?!) but none I could consider mates, but one or two close mates. I doubt the school hate you - why wud they? You been hididn sumert from me? you didn't do sumthing really terrible for them 2 hate you did u? If you make the effort to befriend sum ov them, you may expand your circle of friends. Soz I aint been much help again have I? I'm not much use at this!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey you orrible lot!

    Why all this doom and gloom and negativity?

    Everyone has problems. YES IT'S A CLICHE.

    But it is true. Yes, I know it's hard to believe, but even I am not perfect and I have my problems (like a lack of a love life too!!).

    BUT - P.M.A - No! Not Pre Meditated Axemurdering, but Positive Mental Attitude!

    Life may seem crap and boy, it sure is! Trust me, I'm 30 and life is still crap! HAHA.

    BUT there are always people worse off that you (although sometimes I'd like to bloddy see 'em!). And you can always do things to improve yourslef and your situation.

    Staying in on the net is not really one of them! Get a bike and get out in the wind and rain, cycling up really steep hills (always does it for me)! Not exactly the dream way of spending time, I know, but you will learn to LOVE IT! :-) AND it will keep your body and mind FIT!

    Alternatively you could simply curl up in bed with a "self help" book and learn to change your approach to things!

    They don't call me Dr Alan for nothing you know. (that's because actually no-one calls me Dr Alan... because no one calls me actually.... sob)
    Alan
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    God what tragic spelling in that last post! I should be ashamed of myself! (whip, whip) I appologise to all the readers!
    Alan
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmm...yes that was rather sad of u alan...u sounded very agony unkle like..and no one wants to cycle up hills they'd rather be drunk somewhere...and not alone may i add..which i certainly am and i don't think there is a cure at the min...saying there are people worse off doesn't really help does it? i mean i know and i feel guilty ...but trapped in the house doesn't help them...or indeed improve my growing hate for the state the world is in..so..very glad u recognised your mistake and yes i really am trying to make the best of my life...but restrictions that shouldn't really be there prevent me from doing this which frustrates me quite a bit..so there u go
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