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Infinite's thread about dwarves with big fuck off beards

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
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Dwarves with big fuck off beards!

It's disgusting just how little the topic is discussed. I've been here two years and this is the first thread I've seen about it.

Beards!



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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dirty tramps.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I walked into a dwarf a couple of weeks back in the pub toilets, i was drunk and didnt see her, and was really confused about what i walked into.

    Her head was the same height as my groin.

    She didnt have a beard though, thankfully. I think that would disturb me, especially in the womens toilets
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They swing a mean battle axe.

    the-white-dwarf.jpg

    I do mean the non-existant ones that live in mines and love gold, just in case anyone gets offended :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    they certainly do!

    dwarf.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I approve of them tbh.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    They are very good. Every film should have at least 2. More if possible.

    Goblins are also cool, and I would place them second behind Dwarves. Dwares have battle axes and are rather good at hurting stuff with them.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    LOTRGimli1.jpg
    :p
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