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Me for sale ! *CHEAP CHEAP*

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Seen as i cant find a girlfriends, ive resigned to the fact that to get someone i will have to sell myself. So here it is the me auction.

Lot 00001. ":niceguy:"
Description: 16yr old male, some qualifications, not many, currently at college, has many features, such as undying loyalty an devotion, however a bit strange, not much damage, except emotion, which is quite bad.

**No reserve**, bid wot u like i.e. pennies, sheep, litres of goat milk, txt messages, marbles, sausages, bad jokes

hmmmm, i wonder if anyone will buy me...

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