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What has made you laugh today?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Well the title says it all, for me two things come into mind

This from Wikipedia
The term "emo" has also been used in recent years on the Internet as a form of derogatory insult, especially toward those who appear emotionally unstable, or those who talk about issues in their lives to people in public forums or chat rooms. Similar to popular curses, it tends to be used as a general insult even when it is not directly applicable. Phrases such as "cheer up, emo kid" are used frequently as a quick brush-off in this context.

And a Woman at work saying she accidentally sent a letter to someone saying their tax code had been changed 'In accordance with the scriptures' :lol:

Oh and a crazy man at work asked me if I knew 'Elf Script'

How about yourselves?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    seeing someone fall off the train at clapham junction onto the platform.

    fucking funny
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The thread about sweatbands and sex.

    And finding the asst. director pharmicist (i thought they were supposed to be smart?) licking self adhesive envelopes... and finding out he'd been doing so for the past few weeks.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I got my words mixed up and said 'Tony Blair's erection into government' instead of 'Tony Blair's election', today to my mum. That made me and her laugh quite a bit. :thumb:

    ETA: I dont even think the correct word used in that sentence would have made sense actually. lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Drama class. :D

    We are performing tomorrow, and we're all panicking now.
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    my_name wrote:
    The thread about sweatbands and sex.

    Yus! Me too.

    And one of my kids who had toothache: he decided to prod it with a paperclip until it bled. Only that child would do that!

    Yes, I am sadistic :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    littlemissy wrote:
    Yus! Me too.

    And one of my kids who had toothache: he decided to prod it with a paperclip until it bled. Only that child would do that!

    Yes, I am sadistic :(

    I giggled at that :p
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    my_name wrote:
    I giggled at that :p

    He then decided he needed ice for it, so I sent him to the medical room, thinking I would get at least 10 minutes of peace. But no. He came back 2 minutes later stating that the ice was too cold :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    littlemissy wrote:
    He then decided he needed ice for it, so I sent him to the medical room, thinking I would get at least 10 minutes of peace. But no. He came back 2 minutes later stating that the ice was too cold :yeees:

    And what does he expect?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    littlemissy wrote:
    He then decided he needed ice for it, so I sent him to the medical room, thinking I would get at least 10 minutes of peace. But no. He came back 2 minutes later stating that the ice was too cold :yeees:

    :lol::D
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Sofie wrote:
    And what does he expect?

    A miracle from God, knowing him.

    Goodness knows. I just wanted 10 minutes peace :(

    Damn child had no sympathy. He caused the pain himself!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not much, it's been one of those days :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'There's some French sticks in the oven, they'll be ready when they're done.'

    No shit, Sherlock. :|
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Reading this thread. :lol:
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Lil Laura wrote:
    'There's some French sticks in the oven, they'll be ready when they're done.'

    No shit, Sherlock. :|

    I love it when people state the obvious :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lil Laura wrote:
    'There's some French sticks in the oven, they'll be ready when they're done.'

    No shit, Sherlock. :|
    Thats such a Mum saying :D
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    It's not today, but I'm reminded of something my mum said once. She had just given me a badge to wear, which had some blinking lights on it. She said "It needs a car battery to work".

    Apparently she meant a watch battery; the flat circular ones.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    littlemissy wrote:
    I love it when people state the obvious :lol:

    It's our assistant manager, he's a nightmare for it.

    He'll watch you slicing bread for five minutes, then he'll say 'you're doing slicing are you, Laura?' No, no I'm not. It's an optical illusion.

    One of the best examples I've been told is when he actually watched a girl I work with take a rack of continental bread out of the oven. Then he says to her 'Sarah, your conti's there.'

    It makes us go :banghead: :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My dad had the laptop on his lap and his cup in his left hand. He bend down to pick up his cup - the one that was already in his hand...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    littlemissy wrote:
    Yus! Me too.

    Me three!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Had a fantastic conversation at work today.

    Workmate (boring the face off me) - "blah blah blah...what do you think?"
    Me - "Chicken Tikka Masala"
    Workmate - "Eh?"
    Me - "I'd say about 15"
    Workmate - "Ehhhh?"
    Me - "Why are post-its yellow? They're gonna taste great!"
    Workmate - "Are you ill?"
    To which I start humming The Dambusters tune.

    Other than that, not a lot. I think I bitched quite a bit today :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The sweatband trolling in the sex board I just banned a couple of people for was pretty funny - kinda like watching 15 year olds trying to offend people and being shocked that they failed - oh no, hold on, that's exactly what it was...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thank you Jim for letting it last until just about 5pmCST. It definatly helped pass the last bit of work ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the amount of ants in my back garden made me laugh today
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    finding a bag of moldy cheese my friend left on my floor last night.

    Jazza's avatar, I don't really know why.

    also watching my cat get strung out on catnip and chasing around a tootsie-pop
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    The commentary for NASCAR.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    The commentary for NASCAR.
    whaat is it with you and NASCAR? Watching a bunch of guys with no teeth make left turns for 2 hours, of all the things you can watch on tv....
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    AllAmericanRageJunky wrote:
    whaat is it with you and NASCAR? Watching a bunch of guys with no teeth make left turns for 2 hours, of all the things you can watch on tv....

    Its was 2am dude. What else is on that is entertaining?! Channel 5 save the day with NASCAR, commentated by Redneck. Hyuk! (Yes, one of them actually did that.)

    But it is the best sport in the US :yes: Except when the Formula 1 heads over there... then you guys get to see cars turn! Round corners! ZOMG!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the fact that my team at work is about to start rearranging 12,000 items on a spreadsheet tomorrow, but not me, as i am leaving the country in 13 hours :lol:


    possibly only funny for me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nothing that I can actually remember precisely. Unless you call laughing 'laughing with an older generation of customers about jokes that aren't even fuuny, don't make sense, or I'm too young to understand'. And I have had 5 WHOLE hours of that today :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    [20:16] <Yorghos> I said heh twice, heh :p
    [20:17] <lea_uk> did you?
    [20:17] <lea_uk> haha
    [20:17] <lea_uk> you reminded me of a mate saying that
    [20:17] <lea_uk> it's the kind of thing he would say online

    The above amused me muchly.
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